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[My name is Mahiro Yasaka. Through a twist of fate or something like that, I've involved myself with a silver-haired girl who claims... has long since proven herself to be Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos. After being kidnapped into a new, videogame-like world, I was kind of conflicted as to whether I would lose contact with her. There's just one problem...]

[I didn't even get to finish that thought before she appeared again.]

Nyaruko, take it back!! I wasn't even born twelve thousand years ago.

Everyone, if you saw a silver-haired girl announce anything lately, she wasn't telling the truth. Please don't take her too seriously...

[Can he overcome Nyaruko's slander by trying to talk about less embarrassing things? Rebel 1!]

My name is Mahiro Yasaka. I'm just an ordinary high school student [no such thing], so I'm at a loss understanding this place. Can anyone please give me the essentials in three lines?

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...Please tell me that the pregnancy thing, at least, was false.

[Mahiro averts his eyes, a little embarrassed. It's one thing for Nyaruko to lie like that to his friends, but complete strangers?]

[...Okay, she did say it to his mom repeatedly, yes. Doesn't make things any better.]

It was. She's been joking like that all the time I've known her.

It didn't sound like a joke from the way she said it. It sounded like she wanted me to believe it.

I'm guessing she'd prefer it if I did. I can't say I get what kind of psychological game she's playing.

Maybe she's hoping that enough pressure will make you give in?

I wouldn't put anything past Nyaruko. How much did she tell you about herself?

She told me that she wasn't human. She even implied that she was above normal humans.

I spoke to her briefly, she said she was in the space force but that's about it.

Sh-She mentioned that?

[Even for Nyaruko, that's surprisingly bold. Then again, they're not on their Earth anymore, and they hardly have to keep an act of normalcy.]

I see...

She did. She was trying to twist her way into my ship since I'm lacking crew.

She's good at that. She managed to convince everyone she was a relative of mine. Like I said, try not to take anything she says at face value.

Seeing as how I'm not authorized to recruit here and I don't have the funds to pay contractors it isn't much of an issue.

Sorry to hear that. I guess we've established it does have at least one good point.

There's nothing to be sorry for, I'm new here. That and I'm not sure there's need of a full crew for my ship.

See that big demon?

That's your soul; but just a bit.

Hope you like it.

[nod nod]

That was my brutal attempt at a haiku. I figured I'd try and give the three lines in style.

That's surprisingly creative, given the situation.

I know what the guy in white told us, although I haven't, um, summoned anything myself.

[And frankly, he has enough eldritch entities in his life already.]

Well it doesn't hurt to do, or anything like that. You've just got to be gentle and do it when you're ready.

Everyone matures at their own rate, so don't worry about it.

[Cough.]

I'm Jun by the way, I already met your pregnant lady friend.

She's not... Aaahh! Nyaruko!!

She seemed pretty sure about spawing thousands of your wriggling offspring, or something like that.

Not true?

Not. True.

I don't even want to think what my first impression will be to everyone...

Bad first impressions can improve if you work at them, but good first impressions can be crushed in seconds. The only way is up!

She's a cute kid, though. Is she your girlfriend?

Never.

[Face remains completely deadpan. You know what doesn't go as well with self-control? Blushing.]

Does that mean she's... available?

[She's curious but maybe kidding.

Maybe.]

Go ahead.

[Oh, you think this is bad? You should meet Kuuko.]

[On second thought, don't.]

I was just teasing you! I wanted you to rise up and smite me down for daring to try and take away your lover.

[Too much to ask??]

Forget what you know. Stay inside at night. Don't break anything.

That's disturbing. And still more normal than what I usually get.

Then you should adapt well enough.

I'm serious about breaking things, though. I don't want any more work than I've already got.

I'll try my best to fix it when it happens.

[. . .]

[SIGH.]

Or you could attempt to avoid that happening in the first place.

I used to think like that once...

How can you be this cruel to me? Your first day here and you're already trying to break my heart?

Doki... doki... breaku... [ Slumping over. ]

[Oh no. He knows how this goes.]

I'm not trying to.

There's only one way to make things right...

By finally make me yours, Mahiro. [ Gushing. ]

I really should have known better by now.

[ Kissy kissy. ] Pucker up and take me now!

> FORK
> Deny pets
> FORK

[...Actually, this 'video' thing is going to pose a problem.]

This isn't the time to be messing around. Do you know where we are right now?

[ So far she's spared from his forkyranny! ]

We're on planet Earth! [ Duh. ]

Our planet Earth?

[He's not being testy. He sounds genuinely worried now. This place looks a lot more apocalypt-y than the one he left, and considering his family and friends...]

[ She doesn't like to see him that way; something about it tearing at the strings of her heart. ]

I'm working on figuring that out. Right now, I've found myself pretty limited in this place.

It's rotten. [ She adds. ]

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