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[spaztastic]

[The COMP turns on, showing a rather perky looking redhead waving to the camera. Truth be told, she was marveling over the communicator before turning it on for her broadcast.]

Hi there! My name's Shiki Misaki and I guess I'm new around here. I just wanted to know where I could buy a sewing machine and a dressmakers dummy. Oh, and where I can buy some fabric too~ If I'm going to be here for a while, I wouldn't want my sewing skills to get rusty!

I know how to make clothes [She gestures to the outfit she's wearing. Yep, she made that!] and stuffed animals [And suddenly Mr. Mew makes an appearance! Shiki makes him wave to the camera before putting him away.]. Maybe once I get all settled in, I could sell them! I've always wanted to do that...

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to watch this. Bye!

[End of transmission.]

Comments

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[tangentlion]

[Sho is sitting at his desk, tapping a pen on a piece of paper]

... Your stuffed animal is zetta lopsided, zero. One i is approximately 3.5 mm left of center and 1.5mm higher than the equatorial line of its face. The left leg has approximately 23% more stuffing than the right. Tch. Some seamstress you are.

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[spaztastic]

Hey! [Definitely hit a sore spot there, Sho.] I know he doesn't look perfect but you don't have to rub it in, buddy!

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[tangentlion]

And yet you're trying to get business? Using a model like THAT? Tch! At least your clothes are marginally more acceptable, though I have no idea what you were thinking with that set of colors. Are you ice cream?

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[spaztastic]

[Oh no you didn't just--]

Listen, you punk rock jerk! You wouldn't know fashion even if it bit you on the seat of your tight leather pants! Me and my friend made this outfit and we're damn proud of it! Mr. Mew is the very first thing I sewed and I've improved since then. You have no right to trash me like this!

If you don't like what you see, then hang up. I don't need to listen to this. I'm not even forcing you to watch this!

[Click!]

[not here]

[tangentlion]

[did he just... get hung up on? Him? That's... so weird. Sho is just going to sit here blinking dumbly at his watchphonecamera for a few seconds.

Then file away "Shiki Masaki" as someone to bother often and with vigor]

[not here]

[spaztastic]

[Bring it, Pi-Face!]