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[epicbraille]

It's far too cold outside for a trip to the library, but I've finished all the books in my apartment. Who knows a good story, urban legend, or rumour? I'd love to hear something new, anything really.

[ A guy has to make do until he can get his hand on some fresh literature. ]

It's a little late in the year for ghost stories, although November is traditionally the month of the dead so I'll listen nonetheless.

Comments

[forceofnature]

....Eh. You're branching out pretty far with that one. Keep it on topic or you're just sprouting nonsense.

[epicbraille]

I thought it'd spruce up the conversation.

[forceofnature]

Give it up. Alder weak attempts reflect badly on your wits.

Not that that one was so hot.

[epicbraille]

Would it be too much of a stretch to say you're running rings around me? How about 'take it or leaf it?'

[ . . . ]

I think it would be for the best if we stopped before this gets embarrassing.

[forceofnature]

Please. This got embarrassing a long time beech-fore we drew the line.

[...]

So what's with storytime, anyway?

[epicbraille]

Isn't boredom reason enough? It's not as if I can nip across the hall and borrow a book from a neighbour.

[forceofnature]

I can think of a dozen better things to do when you're bored than sit around asking people to tell you stories.

Go plant a tree or something.

[epicbraille]

[ I can think of a baker's dozen better things to do rather than plant a tree might sound a little rude, so instead he points out the first of many problems. ]

I don't have any seeds.

[forceofnature]

((Sorry for the wait! I went on mini-hiatus for a bit. Feel free to ignore if you'd rather drop the thread!))

It's almost like they don't sell them in stores or anything. ...Or even come straight with the plants themselves.