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[forceofnature]

[More information? One new arrival, at least, has all the information she needs. The influx of energy from this one is massive, completely unsubtle, almost as if purposefully designed to attract the attention of anyone with any sense whatsoever of the divine. It doesn’t fade away nor does it seem to be easily localized. This surely wasn’t ‘Magatama Energy’…

Whatever ambiguity this might present is cleared up almost immediately. Despite that no one may be in the vicinity, the voice of a young girl sounds clearly throughout the city of Hinoto-Ri to nearly every inhabitant, as intelligibly as if the speaker were standing right next to those she addressed. …Perhaps too intelligibly. The first sound they hear is an vehement, despairing cry.]

NO!

This can’t be…! The forests… The oceans… The deserts and mountains, the tundra and the plains! W-Where are they?! Who did this?! What did you do to them?!

[For a few moments, the speaker seems too overwhelmed with ire to speak.  The sound of her breathing eventually slows...]

Humans. Look at this world. Look at it!

I knew this would happen.  In every world across every dimension, it doesn’t matter! You -- you’re all the same! See for yourself! This is what will happen if you tear through all of nature without respect for anything but your own wealth and gain! Are you happy?! My children… 100 million species. One hundred million. There's almost nothing left...

I am Viridi, Goddess of Nature, ruler of the Earth and all living things! And I will not allow this land to be desecrated any further.

They say there are monsters ravaging what remains. If you stand against them, then... heed the command of a goddess and CRUSH them!

Comments

[forceofnature]

Good luck with that. Frankly, I don't know what they've done to be worthy of any devotion, but I've come to accept that some people just can't get over how special humans are. It's like they sparkle or produce rainbows as waste products or something.

[selfgodded]

Ahahah! That would be amusing! Certainly the world would be a more colourful place!

[Anant was genuinely laughing, great guffaws of amusement]

Ah...funny. In any case. This was a brilliant talk. I would like to converse with you again someday, Goddess.

[forceofnature]

Sure. You can schedule an appointment with my intern whenever you'd like.

[selfgodded]

!! Official! An intern... very well.

You have made me feel something resembling happiness today. After such a bad day, this is very pleasant. Thank you.

[And then, oh, look, you get a text a moment later]

":)"

I sent you a representation of my happiness. Humans call it 'an emote'.

[forceofnature]

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Uh. Gee. ...Thanks. I'll... be sure to hold on to that.

[...This 'deity' was strangely endearing, if completely bizarre.]

[selfgodded]

Yes! Happiness is to be shared and cherished, yes?

In any case. I shall not waste your time further. Enjoy your human smiting.

[Anant's mood is up by x10000!!]

[forceofnature]

[From her position back in her sanctuary, Viridi examines the two bits of text on her phone with a suspicious squint.]

Huh.

Text-messaging. Never thought I'd ever see it in person.