Atsuro Kihara (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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compnetwork2012-10-30 12:46 am
otakuro) wrote in compnetwork2012-10-30 12:46 am
Entry tags:
- !npcs,
- akihisa yoshii [ou],
- aqua [au1],
- arturia pendragon [au1],
- atsuro kihara [ou],
- chrome dokuro [ou],
- cloche leythal pastalia [ou],
- daichi shijima [ou],
- elaine marley [ou],
- garviel loken [ou],
- guybrush threepwood [ou],
- hidehiko uesugi [ou],
- hitoshura [au1],
- ideo hazama [npc],
- izanami (npc),
- kazuya minegishi [ou],
- kouta tsuchiya [ou],
- latooni suvota [ou],
- meetra surik (exile) [ou],
- minako arisato [ou],
- nano shinonome [ou],
- naoya/cain [ou],
- reiko akanezawa [npc],
- ruri hoshino [ou],
- santa [ou],
- saori hasegawa [ou],
- sasuke sagami [ou],
- shinjiro aragaki [ou],
- xion [au2],
- yamato hotsuin [ou]
002 [Video/Public]
[The screen flickers on to a boy wearing an amused grin.]
Everyone!
I've got good news! You're forgiven! The angel I summoned said so himself; God would definitely forgive you in a heartbeat because man's heart is weak, as is his mind, and we're all, uh, susceptible to the workings of the Evil One, and even as we wallow in our filth and sin, we -- You know what, forget God; I forgive you.
Seriously, no one could possibly blame you for what happened last week even if some of us were lucky enough to be scorpion magnets. Misery has it right - the important thing is to make sure that it doesn't happen again. If you all missed the announcements from the higher-ups, the people who were affected most severely were Scorpios. ...If you don't know what that means, in modern times on Earth - that's the 2000s - they were born when the Sun was in the sector of the sky dominated by the constellation Scorpio. This makes no sense if you were born outside Earth or in a time when we didn't go in for ridiculous things like pretending arbitrary sky-pictures meant anything about our lives, but the important thing is that the sun transitions into Scorpio beginning on October 23rd.
Guess what last week was.
The next sign is Sagittarius. The sun will shift into its sector on November 22nd.
So let's clear a few things out of the way - Everyone who was afraid, can you report in with your sign? Same thing if you were a scorpion magnet, though maybe that's more of a subjective thing. And everyone who's a Sagittarius, do you mind if we tie you to your beds from November, oh, 18th-ish to the 23rd? Your choices are (Yes/Of course/Definitely). If your name is Jun, (That's kinda kinky) works, too. If you don't know your sign, Sagittarius goes from late November into late December - so the end of a harvest season into winter in the Northern hemisphere, and the end of spring into summer in the South.
I'll keep track of the data. It's kinda my thing.
Oh -- this has nothing to do with anything, but I'm working in the computer labs of the university now. Drop by if you ever need anything fixed or if you just want to say hi.
Everyone!
I've got good news! You're forgiven! The angel I summoned said so himself; God would definitely forgive you in a heartbeat because man's heart is weak, as is his mind, and we're all, uh, susceptible to the workings of the Evil One, and even as we wallow in our filth and sin, we -- You know what, forget God; I forgive you.
Seriously, no one could possibly blame you for what happened last week even if some of us were lucky enough to be scorpion magnets. Misery has it right - the important thing is to make sure that it doesn't happen again. If you all missed the announcements from the higher-ups, the people who were affected most severely were Scorpios. ...If you don't know what that means, in modern times on Earth - that's the 2000s - they were born when the Sun was in the sector of the sky dominated by the constellation Scorpio. This makes no sense if you were born outside Earth or in a time when we didn't go in for ridiculous things like pretending arbitrary sky-pictures meant anything about our lives, but the important thing is that the sun transitions into Scorpio beginning on October 23rd.
Guess what last week was.
The next sign is Sagittarius. The sun will shift into its sector on November 22nd.
So let's clear a few things out of the way - Everyone who was afraid, can you report in with your sign? Same thing if you were a scorpion magnet, though maybe that's more of a subjective thing. And everyone who's a Sagittarius, do you mind if we tie you to your beds from November, oh, 18th-ish to the 23rd? Your choices are (Yes/Of course/Definitely). If your name is Jun, (That's kinda kinky) works, too. If you don't know your sign, Sagittarius goes from late November into late December - so the end of a harvest season into winter in the Northern hemisphere, and the end of spring into summer in the South.
I'll keep track of the data. It's kinda my thing.
Oh -- this has nothing to do with anything, but I'm working in the computer labs of the university now. Drop by if you ever need anything fixed or if you just want to say hi.
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...I mean, uh, the highly academic discussions of why Capricorns sleep later when Pluto is at the far end of its orbit.
[A brief pause.]
Seriously, though... Here's hoping it's not coming around every month.
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[Kazuya tuts and shakes his head]
Well, anyway, enjoy reading the horoscopes, Atsuro. I'm gonna go deal with Naoya.
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You will be challenged to a game by your cousin that involves catching him within a certain time limit while he randomly teleports around. Also he gets like eighteen turns to one of yours.
You will fail and he will laugh at you. Or you will succeed and he will still laugh at you anyway.'
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Don't even joke about that. Don't say it on public network either - he might be listening in and actually take it seriously.
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He's listening to us right now! And now he's adding two Berserkers with Endure to every team!
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[THAT WAS TOO CRUEL...!!!]
Shut up! Stop giving him ideas!
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[Atsuro signs off there.]