otakuro: (Grin)
Atsuro Kihara ([personal profile] otakuro) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2012-10-30 12:46 am

002 [Video/Public]

[The screen flickers on to a boy wearing an amused grin.]

Everyone!

I've got good news!  You're forgiven!  The angel I summoned said so himself; God would definitely forgive you in a heartbeat because man's heart is weak, as is his mind, and we're all, uh, susceptible to the workings of the Evil One, and even as we wallow in our filth and sin, we -- You know what, forget God; I forgive you.

Seriously, no one could possibly blame you for what happened last week even if some of us were lucky enough to be scorpion magnets.  Misery has it right - the important thing is to make sure that it doesn't happen again.  If you all missed the announcements from the higher-ups, the people who were affected most severely were Scorpios.  ...If you don't know what that means, in modern times on Earth - that's the 2000s - they were born when the Sun was in the sector of the sky dominated by the constellation Scorpio.  This makes no sense if you were born outside Earth or in a time when we didn't go in for ridiculous things like pretending arbitrary sky-pictures meant anything about our lives, but the important thing is that the sun transitions into Scorpio beginning on October 23rd.

Guess what last week was.

The next sign is Sagittarius.  The sun will shift into its sector on November 22nd.

So let's clear a few things out of the way - Everyone who was afraid, can you report in with your sign?  Same thing if you were a scorpion magnet, though maybe that's more of a subjective thing.  And everyone who's a Sagittarius, do you mind if we tie you to your beds from November, oh, 18th-ish to the 23rd?  Your choices are (Yes/Of course/Definitely).  If your name is Jun, (That's kinda kinky) works, too.  If you don't know your sign, Sagittarius goes from late November into late December - so the end of a harvest season into winter in the Northern hemisphere, and the end of spring into summer in the South.

I'll keep track of the data.  It's kinda my thing.

Oh -- this has nothing to do with anything, but I'm working in the computer labs of the university now.  Drop by if you ever need anything fixed or if you just want to say hi.
cowardlyjustice: (not as cool as me- but you're cool too)

[personal profile] cowardlyjustice 2012-10-31 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
--'was totally joking! C'mon, you'd think I'd just come up and flirt with a random dude right? I have more class, plus I don't bat the other team.

[Blatant lies.]
all_wound_up: (sad)

[personal profile] all_wound_up 2012-10-31 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I was more surprised than anything, since it came out while the scorpions were attacking me. I thought it was another monster at first.
electricyousei: (nani naze)

[personal profile] electricyousei 2012-10-31 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a lot of people go to the park. There isn't much out here save for monsters at night.
getoutclaus: (13 - Sideeye glance.)

[personal profile] getoutclaus 2012-10-31 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I was kidding. You think I'm strong enough to rip anybody's fingers off? Give me a break, man.

Also you should learn to realise that nobody has a sense of humour. Fucking nobody.
autofocus: (Almost there...!)

[personal profile] autofocus 2012-10-31 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[He nodded in agreement.]

... I'll return the favor soon instead.

[Or rather, someone still owes him something which he could later return it as a bit of a thanks to Atsuro for being not a jerk about it.]
meaningdies: (ye not guilty)

[personal profile] meaningdies 2012-10-31 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll handle it if it comes to that.

[If he has to monitor him himself... ugh. To be honest they probably can't handle it without outside help, but he'll think of something.]
akihisaful: (pic#4868234)

[personal profile] akihisaful 2012-11-01 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I kind of got ambushed by a friend when everyone went kind of crazy...

Thanks! Oh man, a group celebration! That sounds like fun! There's Halloween, and then an onsen opening up the day after, so there's lots of things that can be done for celebration!
demifemme: (Shura - Casual neutral)

[personal profile] demifemme 2012-11-01 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
"A higher power? Usually what makes the world go wrong, in my experience."
demifemme: (Shura - Casual smile)

[personal profile] demifemme 2012-11-01 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
"I think you're confusing God with a newly elected government."

Who said she had no sense of humour?

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