otakuro: (Grin)
Atsuro Kihara ([personal profile] otakuro) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2012-10-30 12:46 am

002 [Video/Public]

[The screen flickers on to a boy wearing an amused grin.]

Everyone!

I've got good news!  You're forgiven!  The angel I summoned said so himself; God would definitely forgive you in a heartbeat because man's heart is weak, as is his mind, and we're all, uh, susceptible to the workings of the Evil One, and even as we wallow in our filth and sin, we -- You know what, forget God; I forgive you.

Seriously, no one could possibly blame you for what happened last week even if some of us were lucky enough to be scorpion magnets.  Misery has it right - the important thing is to make sure that it doesn't happen again.  If you all missed the announcements from the higher-ups, the people who were affected most severely were Scorpios.  ...If you don't know what that means, in modern times on Earth - that's the 2000s - they were born when the Sun was in the sector of the sky dominated by the constellation Scorpio.  This makes no sense if you were born outside Earth or in a time when we didn't go in for ridiculous things like pretending arbitrary sky-pictures meant anything about our lives, but the important thing is that the sun transitions into Scorpio beginning on October 23rd.

Guess what last week was.

The next sign is Sagittarius.  The sun will shift into its sector on November 22nd.

So let's clear a few things out of the way - Everyone who was afraid, can you report in with your sign?  Same thing if you were a scorpion magnet, though maybe that's more of a subjective thing.  And everyone who's a Sagittarius, do you mind if we tie you to your beds from November, oh, 18th-ish to the 23rd?  Your choices are (Yes/Of course/Definitely).  If your name is Jun, (That's kinda kinky) works, too.  If you don't know your sign, Sagittarius goes from late November into late December - so the end of a harvest season into winter in the Northern hemisphere, and the end of spring into summer in the South.

I'll keep track of the data.  It's kinda my thing.

Oh -- this has nothing to do with anything, but I'm working in the computer labs of the university now.  Drop by if you ever need anything fixed or if you just want to say hi.
not_that_sasuke: ([Unsure] legs in that town)

[personal profile] not_that_sasuke 2012-11-06 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
...I really hope not.

[Yusuke was bad enough.]
electricyousei: (sakura)

[personal profile] electricyousei 2012-11-06 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
So there is a persona too with that name. Don't tell Omoikane or he'll get unbearable then.

[She lets out a small breath]
echo_of_a_jedi: (blah blah blah Force Bonds)

[personal profile] echo_of_a_jedi 2012-11-06 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the same any place that has a sudden influx of people from "elsewhere", isn't it? Even if they don't particularly like us, those of us who can protect them still should.
ineedthemforanalyzing: SRW OGs (questioning)

[personal profile] ineedthemforanalyzing 2012-11-06 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Always?
not_that_sasuke: ([Serious] through the trash.)

[personal profile] not_that_sasuke 2012-11-07 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
One brother is already more than enough.

[But he's quick to continue:]

Rather than that, shouldn't we worry about the next sign? Sagittarius, wasn't it?
echo_of_a_jedi: (atton stop crashing the ship)

[personal profile] echo_of_a_jedi 2012-11-07 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's an easy thing to forget, but please don't. As far as we know, this is all that's left of this world.
meaningdies: (one who has lost control of the fools)

[personal profile] meaningdies 2012-11-07 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I don't blame you.

They will. He has absolute authority over them.

[personal profile] maybe_a_king 2012-11-07 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Then I shall leave the matter alone. [Because it definitely sounds like he doesn't want to talk about it.]
pastalishe: (you have got to be joking)

[personal profile] pastalishe 2012-11-07 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's that precise, yet it's still entirely arbitrary? [Zodiacs, man. How do they work? Where's a good lunar calendar when you need one...]
not_that_sasuke: (You aren't very good at this.)

[personal profile] not_that_sasuke 2012-11-07 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not that knowledgeable when it comes to myths. Forests, maybe?
belfire: (soft smile)

[personal profile] belfire 2012-11-07 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hruhn. Yeah. I don't think the city would be standing after a few months if it does.

[Kazuya tuts and shakes his head]

Well, anyway, enjoy reading the horoscopes, Atsuro. I'm gonna go deal with Naoya.
electricyousei: (pic#890780)

[personal profile] electricyousei 2012-11-07 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Omoikane is a fully sentient AI. I help maintain his code, but changing his personality would be as amoral as doing it to a person.
echo_of_a_jedi: (we got this)

[personal profile] echo_of_a_jedi 2012-11-07 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
If you think of anything else I can do to help, let me know.
themortalhalf: ([Moon] β™ž let me play amongst the stars)

[personal profile] themortalhalf 2012-11-07 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[The fact he knows MInako doesn't surprise him in the least; however, the fact that Tatsumi Port doesn't exist in some worlds isβ€”

Actually, it makes more sense. The place was man-made, more or less, wasn't it? And made for a purpose. Without that purpose, why would it need to exist?]


Yeah. Same one.

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