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[misery_hates_company]

*Odd, you get the notion that Misery didn't exactly sleep well last night. Her eyes seem a little redder than normal, and her hair's tossled.*

Well I'm glad to see YOU all are relaxing so well after that battle. Has it ever occurred to anybody else that if THIS is what happens when the astrological signs turn to Scorpio, then what will happen when we shift over to Sagittarius? Or Taurus? Or, heaven forfend, ARIES? I rather think this is cause for concern, don't you?

Well I for one am not waiting to find out. There's bound to be a way to block these effects, and I for one intend to find it. If anybody finds anything out, tell me. I might even consider giving you a discount on my services.

For a while, anyway.

*Strange, why is this getting her goat so bad?*

Comments

[misery_hates_company]

Oh my, do you think so? I'll simply have to put on my Sunday best to make sure, then! Oh ho ho ho!

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[ineedthemforanalyzing]

I've been trying to learn what I can about Zodiac signs. Figuring out the dates isn't hard given that it's one of two systems, and if the issues with Scorpio came to a head this month, it must be the tropical system.

Figuring out anything else that's actually useful, though...

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[electricyousei]

Sadly I'm not entirely certain you can draw a line from a single point. Also consider nothing happened the month beforehand when we got here. It may take a few more disasters of this sort to understand what's happening, but as soon as I am done analyzing the data from this I'll be glad to share it with you.

[otakuro]

Try a pointed hat. It will make you look more like a high-class respectable witch.

...

No, seriously, though, the guy's like an iron vault if he doesn't feel like talking. An iron vault that smirks a lot.

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[misery_hates_company]

By all means, do. It'll help me try to find a way to cut off the effects of future such events. Lord knows that's the last thing ANYBODY wants.

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[misery_hates_company]

Oh? Well, it's a start, anyway. It will certainly help us predict this nonsense. I'd rather just cut it off entirely, but starting with the little bits will help. To be honest, even if it's just stopping this wretched business with people CHANGING, it's better than nothing.

[misery_hates_company]

I don't really do hats, so sorry. Hats are more of a "hero" thing, I think.

He sounds like a wretched pain. Well, perhaps my charm will win him over.

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[electricyousei]

Did you suffer any ill effects? I know I was hassled by the scorpios and scorpions but remained sane, and that the scorpions generally were reduced to paste when they bounced off a distortion field.

[otakuro]

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How much paperwork do you think I'd have to fill out if you turned Naoya into a frog or something?

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

The effect it has one peoples' personalities is fairly awful...

[misery_hates_company]

If it makes you feel better, I can turn people into VERY big frogs.

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[misery_hates_company]

Other than a dull headache from the amount of annoyances I had to deal with the entire time? Not so much.

[misery_hates_company]

To say nothing of their apparent desire to help our enemy. No, this is a problem that must be purged as soon as possible.

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[electricyousei]

To be fair, there are a lot of idiots out there.

[otakuro]

Oh, well, I don't want that to happen, of course, but I mean. It would be reversible, of course. Apart from any damage to his ego.

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[getoutclaus]

As if it was really that bad, right?

Maybe right before your turn comes around you could drink a shit ton of booze so you can't walk for days? Then you won't pose a threat to anybody.

I guess I'll be able to try that next month and tell you all about it.

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[misery_hates_company]

Does it not remotely bother you that you may lose complete control of your faculties simply as an accident of your birth? This isn't just some silly little game, you know!

[misery_hates_company]

Indeed there are! Oh ho ho ho ho! We have something in common, my dear! I think we may have the workings of a beautiful partnership here. I'm Misery, the Witch, and you?

[misery_hates_company]

Hm hm hm, I'm sensing some mixed emotions about this possibility. Perhaps I could make him slightly froggish, just for a bit?

[electricyousei]

Ruri. Hoshino Ruri. Captain of the battleship Nadesico.

[getoutclaus]

I could let it bother me; but who am I supposed to blame for it? It's not like I can hold my mother responsible for firing me out when she did, can I? She's not here, is she?

[misery_hates_company]

It's not a matter of blame, you nit, it's a matter of the potential results! You seem awfully laid back for something that could make you do something you don't want to!

[misery_hates_company]

Oh my, how positively important sounding. The young really are talented these days, aren't they? I'll simply take your word for it for now. Charmed, I'm sure.

[electricyousei]

Of course. If you'd ever like to visit the ship feel free to stop by, its in the park.

[otakuro]

Hmm...

Nah, you know what? Better not. I wouldn't want to mess up the continuity of our world or anything.