That's good to hear, I suppose. I'd hate to have to go out of my way as a caring member of society to look out for you in a moment of need.

[You can guess how much he would actually go out of his way to help , though.]

So you didn't bring your eyes with you? I guess you could prove your eye colour that way.

[Which is a statement that causes Santa to take a brief pause.]

Why would you need to prove the colour of your eyes?