[Video]

[grancenturio]

Well, now. I should apologize for my behavior during that epidemic.

[Nessiah doesn't look too apologetic.]

I would prove that my eyes are a normal color, but that would be impossible, I'm afraid. So you'll simply have to take my word that I am in my right state of mind.

As for the rest of you... I hope you're not terribly injured or dead? If you are dead, please mention that to me here, I may have uses for you.

[If you want to assume that your character fought this scorpion-resurrecting asshole - because I am a failure at tagging logs - feel free!]

Comments

[forkmylife]

Not dead. How would somebody even mention that?

[grancenturio]

It seems it was a joke, doesn't it? But I am a necromancer, so perhaps it wasn't after all.

[forkmylife]

...As in, actual Curwen necromancy? That doesn't sound very ethical.

[He dislikes being that guy, but someone has to say it.]

[grancenturio]

Why not? Once you're dead, you're simply resources no one is using.

[Audio]

[getoutclaus]

Man I didn't know you cared enough to ask if I was dead or not. I'm actually shedding a bucket load of tears over here.

I don't know about dead guys though - you'll have to go corpse robbing on your own for-- [hmm] -- whatever it is you do with dead bodies to get your kicks.

By the way? I'm not judging, just silently trying to keep certain images out of my head.

[Audio]

[grancenturio]

If I had known you had such a perverse mind, perhaps I wouldn't have thought to be concerned over your health. To clarify - there's no romance in necromancy. At least, I have no interest in that.

[Audio]

[getoutclaus]

Oh! Necromancy! Obviously! You should have just said so instead of coming off as some skeevy sex pest.

[So... Nessiah was a necromancer, huh? That was surprising. Maybe. Santa hadn't thought much about what the kid (you heard him) was - apart from some kind of magician or something.]

So what are you interested in, Skeletor?

[Audio]

[grancenturio]

[Stop that he just looks young hissss.]

I hadn't thought that would be your assumption...

Besides the reanimation of dead bodies to use as soldiers? I spend a fair amount of time reading the books here - there's an entire body of work that I've never encountered before, by virtue of being on a completely different world.

[Audio]

[getoutclaus]

Are you the leader of an evil organization or something? I mean, really, raising bodies as soldiers? Come on, man...

[Audio]

[grancenturio]

I am a general, but I would hardly call the army of Bronquia evil, and Emperor Gulcasa is in charge. Wrong on two counts.

[Audio]

[getoutclaus]

[Yeah - a general pain in the ass. Am I right, guys?!]

Well I can't really say that raising the dead makes you evil, so I'm not gonna press that issue.

I was just kidding, anyway. A kid like you probably lacks the stones to be an evil overlord, right?

[Audio]

[grancenturio]

[He sighs, and then answers in an annoyed tone.] How old do you think I am?

[Audio]

[getoutclaus]

Old enough to know better.

[What does that even mean???]

[Audio]

[grancenturio]

Older than your apparent age by three orders of magnitude.

[I heard you like math kid :| ]

[Audio]

[getoutclaus]

[Oooh maths oooh wait what Santa assumed this kid was older than the average human, but he doesn't have any real numbers in mind. He'd guess 12 if it would get the best reaction, though, but it seemed too late for that. Now was the time for a snappy comeback.]

Who the fuck cares? You look like a prepubescent girl.

[nailed it]

[video]

[kagami_arrow]

[She'll just silently forgive him. That was some powerful magic he had there, but bows>>books, since they've both got endgame stats.]

That mask doesn't come off, then?

[No comment about the "dead" thing. It's been a little too soon since she'd chatted a bit with Neku about that.]

[video] Sorry for delays, NaNoWriMo hiatus.

[grancenturio]

Oh, it does. But there's nothing behind it, you see.

[video] Sorry for delays, sickness not-hiatus.

[kagami_arrow]

[Sounds painful.]

Ah. But wouldn't that mean you don't take it off anyway?

[video] I hope you feel better >:

[grancenturio]

I only take it off to wash. Or to scare people who are easily frightened.

[video] I do, thank you :)

[kagami_arrow]

Fair enough. I would think you do one of those only in private, however.

[video]

[grancenturio]

Indeed, you're correct. A network post would be inappropriate for that.

[video]

[kagami_arrow]

Highly so.

Pardon me for asking, but what is your name?

[video]

[grancenturio]

It is Nessiah, and yours?

[video]

[kagami_arrow]

Torahime.

[video]

[grancenturio]

A pleasure to meet you.