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[cowardlyjustice]

... this shit's crazy, if this is the future then im gonna hope for a set of sleek flying wheels while we're at it. probably gonna just deal it for now? anyone gotta a map back to mikage, i'm gonna borrow that.

anyways uhhh stuff? new book's pretty cool though, like the plot and the characters.

[Yes. That book being recent rumor mutation. And that he sincerely enjoyed reading it.]

Comments

[Video]

[deathboss]

That makes no sense!

[He pause and thinks about it.]

Unless...what year is it for you?

[Text]

[cowardlyjustice]

before here? uhh mid 96 or so. why?

[Video]

[deathboss]

That explains it.

I'm from late 99.

[Text] 1/something

[cowardlyjustice]

makes sense- since this place looks like it smashed time blend it to a blender and serve it as some sick smoothy

[Now offscreen reaction] 2/something

[cowardlyjustice]

[Wait.]

3/farts

[cowardlyjustice]

[This guy seems awfully friendly at him. Plus future. And looking pretty gay.]

4/dooopdoop

[cowardlyjustice]

[HE COULDN'T BE.]

5/what is this even

[cowardlyjustice]

[HE CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET.

HE PICKED SOME MALE GAY EQUIVALENT OF A GYARU AS A BOYFRIEND. HIS FUTURE BOYFRIEND IS A GAYRU.]

6/eventually done

[cowardlyjustice]

[He's not gay okay. He likes dudes, but he still prefers chicks and will never admit his sexuality.]

7/8 almost

[cowardlyjustice]

[Still. HIS TASTES DETERIORATED WITHIN 3 YEARS OF TIME.]

okay i'm good

[cowardlyjustice]

uh yeah nice ta meet ya though, michel was it?

[Keep it cool Brown, BUT DEAR GOD.]

[Video - BROWN NO]

[deathboss]

Yeah! That's my stage name. It's Eikichi Mishina usually.

Kinda like you, with Brown, right?

[Text - HE'S ON TO YOU MAN]

[cowardlyjustice]

somethin like that yea, hidehiko uesugi- brown.

uh. exactly. where do we know each other?

[PLEASE NOT BE A GAYRU PLEASE]

[Video - You are not a pretty lady Brown sorry.]

[deathboss]

We meet at Sumaru TV like I mentioned before. Think you were just done with your talk show...

[Text - wow ofc be rude to your seniors]

[cowardlyjustice]

wait tv show?

your'e saying i'm a tv star?

[Video - When your Senior is Brown that is okay]

[deathboss]

Variety-talk show host actually.

Course you gained even more popularity after there was a rumor you--

[Video of some more things]

[deathboss]

--nothing important.

[Text - says you he's most mature so it's ROOD]

[cowardlyjustice]

... shit really.

[Just when he got excited that he got to be a star in the future, there's a rumor behind his tail, goddamned.]

[Text]

[deathboss]

Well it ain't a true rumor anyway.

[Text]

[cowardlyjustice]

then you.....................?

[Video]

[deathboss]

Then me....?

[Text]

[cowardlyjustice]

you and me.......................??

[Video]

[deathboss]

Me and you......

....

...wait. Are you seriously thinkin' what I'm thinkin' you are thinkin?

[text]

[cowardlyjustice]

probably if you're thinking what i'm thinking you're thinking what i'm thinking

[Video]

[deathboss]

Then the answer is hell no! I ain't into dudes, and even if I was, your older you ain't my type!