[Voice]

[poweryetunknown]

Look, I'm just going to ask this straight out.

Who here's dead?

[... Smart ass responses incoming in three... two... one.]

And no, we don't need to swap death stories, that's dumb.

Comments

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Yeah, it wasn't...the happiest time of my life. Or half-life.

[poweryetunknown]

Things called the 'Underworld' aren't usually sunny and bright, yeah.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Plus, at that time, it was run by a total jerk.

[poweryetunknown]

I can definitely sympathize with that one.

[Dammit Joshua.]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

So I take it you must've died.

The Underworld wasn't run by some smarmy jerk named Hades, was it?

[poweryetunknown]

Yeah, I did.

And while it's an underworld it's not where most souls end up after they die, but it's run by a smarmy jerk named Joshua.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

You'd think people tasked with looking over the souls of the dead would be nicer.

[poweryetunknown]

You'd think, yeah.

[... And yet he misses that jackass. Dammit.]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

The guy who used to oversee the Underworld where I'm from--that's Hades--he kept using souls to create troops for his army! He didn't even give them rest. He eradicated them completely from existence!

[poweryetunknown]

[... Wow.]

That's pretty shitty. Did you punch him in the face for that?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

No. But Medusa did!

[poweryetunknown]

... Isn't she a snake or something? I thought she didn't have hands.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Hades did kind of tear her hands off...

Uhhh, but she has snakes in her hair!

[poweryetunknown]

Oh. Yeah. I'm not really a mythology nerd or whatever.