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[second_destiny]

[Video]

Hey, everyone. This is the newest member of the police force speaking here. I had basic training back home, so I got through the training here really fast. And they're even letting me do plainclothes duty. But see for yourself:

[At this point, Asem turns the camera feed to his shiny new badge.]

So, if you need help, let me know, all right? I'm always happy to help.

But that's not all. Can I speak to anyone from a world more technologically advanced than this one? I don't mean by like twenty years or so, either -- I'm talking about civilizations with space colonies and advanced combat machines. I have a few things I'm willing to pay to have built here, so if anyone out there can make them, I'd really appreciate it.

Comments

[abmoemination]

Not when my assailant uses a fork as their primary weapon.

[ Hee. ] It's pretty sexy the split second before I get stabbed.

[second_destiny]

...What.

[Sorry, but you just short-circuited his brain with that statement.]

er oops

[abmoemination]

Don't you find it sexy whenever a member of the opposite sex tries to kill you?

brb dying of laughter

[second_destiny]

W-wh-why would I even think about something like that!?

of all people to accidentally say that as too

[abmoemination]

Gotta give your hands something to work with, don't you?

NOW I DID IT

[second_destiny]

Hey, hey, HEY! Don't go making those kinds of assumptions!