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[hetried]

Hey, so... I was thinking... These Persona things are kind of supposed to be us, right?

[He sure was sounding pretty unsure there. People that had seen him around could deduce that this was definitely nothing new.]

What if your Persona doesn't really fit...? Like, fit who you are? Do you think something weird happens?

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[deathof4thwall]

So the video opens up on a plush doll - school uniform, felt bang covering one eye, teeny-tiny red armband. Maybe the guy shooting the video is a ventriloquist or something, because it's talking.

"I knew a guy like that once! He was a murderous suicidal nihilist that wanted to destroy the entire world!"

...w h a t did he just say

"He had Hypnos, who was the god of sleepy times, and he was always wandering around the city at midnight shooting people, so maybe his issues came from chronic insomnia? So if you're having problems, then remember not to shoot people and get plenty of naps!"

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[hetried]

U H M well. Daichi's just going to...leave the video off and keep with the audio, thanks much.

"Sh-Shooting people?!" The hell?! Wouldn't something like that have been on the news?! He was pretty sure those kinds of people only existed in video games or horror movies! "W-Well, I don't even know how to shoot a gun, so I think I'll be fine...."

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[deathof4thwall]

The plush doll is nodding seriously, light glinting off the visible button eye, tiny arms crossed.

"Also he was on special Persona-suppressing drugs because his Persona kept trying to murder him! They damage the internal organs something awful, though, so they aren't really very good for you."

The doll moves one arm over the blue felt on top as if running a hand through hair.

"Plus I think they cause constipation, which is probably why that glasses guy was so constantly angry."

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[hetried]

Well that was a grimace-inducing thought.

"Yeah, I... gotta say... I-Is that even legal? Drugs that damage internal organs? S-Sounds like if that happens, it's just a Catch-22 and a matter of time..."

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[deathof4thwall]

The plush doll nods again.

"They probably would have been illegal if anybody knew they existed!"

One tiny arm stabs outward, pointing at the camera.

"But as long as your Persona isn't trying to murder you to death, you'll be fine!"

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[hetried]

"No attempted murder here, as far as I know." There was sort of a sigh of relief, but it didn't really sound relieved. More of just an, exhale.

"I'll uh...let you know....I guess..."