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[hetried]

Hey, so... I was thinking... These Persona things are kind of supposed to be us, right?

[He sure was sounding pretty unsure there. People that had seen him around could deduce that this was definitely nothing new.]

What if your Persona doesn't really fit...? Like, fit who you are? Do you think something weird happens?

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[Audio]

[hetried]

Hey, screw you--!

[oh Santa you bring out the worst in him]

No, I'm not psychic...! Back home we could use magic thanks to a special program on our phones. It's the same way we summoned demons.

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[getoutclaus]

Summoning demons? So you were like an angsty goth kid as well and you had no psychic powers? Sucks to be you, dude.

[He laughs because he's king dick]

Nah I'm just messing with you I don't believe anything you just said, really, so how could I make fun of it, right? So don't worry about it, Daichi.


So why don't you find a way to change your Persona? There has to be some way to do it, right...?

[He has suggestions, as his tone seems to, uh, suggest.[

[Audio]

[hetried]

But I--!

[Hang on he has to take a moment to stare

at the screen

and be Done With This. You know what, forget it!!!]

Right... can you do that? I heard you can get another Persona, but I've never heard anyone talk about actually changing the one they started with...

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[getoutclaus]

Try developing alcoholism or another crippling addiction, or maybe even a social disorder; that should shake things up a little in your think tank.

[Said with the most serious face.]

You can do it Daichi; we believe in you.

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[hetried]

[S I G H]

I think I'll pass. If alcohol kills your brain cells, I think enough will just destroy your Persona all together. Or, something.

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[getoutclaus]

Huh? So that's a straight up "no" to getting shitfaced?! Some scientist you turned out to be, Daichi!

[Harumph!]

...Anyway, did you say people could change their Persona?

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[hetried]

Hey, I never said I was a scientist! I don't know the first thing about science...! [Except for a lot a lot of weird random physics facts now.]

Uh, yeah... well, you can go get another one from that one weird Room I think? I've never tried.

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[getoutclaus]

Well if you're not a scientist then why're you worried about the effects of a little bit of liquor? Live a little and give your liver hell for the good of the Hindu religion!

[Audio]

[hetried]

Just because my Persona is doesn't mean I'm even Hindu! I like my liver the way it is, thanks!