So the video opens up on a plush doll - school uniform, felt bang covering one eye, teeny-tiny red armband. Maybe the guy shooting the video is a ventriloquist or something, because it's talking.

"I knew a guy like that once! He was a murderous suicidal nihilist that wanted to destroy the entire world!"

...w h a t did he just say

"He had Hypnos, who was the god of sleepy times, and he was always wandering around the city at midnight shooting people, so maybe his issues came from chronic insomnia? So if you're having problems, then remember not to shoot people and get plenty of naps!"