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[getoutclaus]

It's your friendly neighbourhood Santa Claus here, guys.

I just wanted to know if anyone wanted to form a team for dealing with any situations that might pop up - I heard there was an attack a while ago on a lab, right? If anybody wanted to, I dunno, prearrange to join up and fight evil and all of that glorious shit in the name of justice.

I already have two team members, so that makes a total of three of us, and I myself am a support Persona user and I've got some real expeirnece in that field.

[Santa rolls a few thoughts about in his head before he continues.

He wonders if Junpei and Snake will be aware that they're already being counted as his teammates, but surely they wont have a problem with that, right?]

All I ask of you is that you give me a few piece of information, yeah? Don't worry 'cause it's nothing intrustive and you can filter, lock, encrypt or encode the fucking shit out of it so long as you tell me at least how to read it.

I'll include the information I need at the end of the post, alright?

[And the audio feed ends there.]


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[epicbraille]

[ Snake says nothing about a possible Zero costume Santa might have worn. But he thinks about it. ]

Aren't you going to attend the Halloween masquerade?

[getoutclaus]

[Ha ha good one. He would have had no comeback for that one.]

I dunno, I might.

Are you going to check it out?

[epicbraille]

Maybe. I'd have to pick out a costume, which I suppose goes well with my urgent need to buy new clothes.

[getoutclaus]

Robe just not cutting it for you anymore?

[epicbraille]

It's a little breezy.

[getoutclaus]

Sorry about that, but at least you still have your dignity.

[epicbraille]

Indeed. Thank you for leaving me with that much.

[getoutclaus]

Not a problem, thanks for being such a good sport about the whole thing.

[Cough]

Did Clover help you shop for clothes or did you do it all on your lonesome back home?

[epicbraille]

[ A simple thanks from Santa means a lot. Snake's actually a wee bit taken aback. Especially since it was probably genuine.

If Santa hadn't been so eager to change the subject, Snake would've returned his not a problem. ]

Sometimes Clover helped, other times I would ask for assistance in store.

[getoutclaus]

Oh then you can ask for assistance when you go shopping here then, you'll be fine.

[You'll be fine, Snake-kuuuun!]

I wonder if they have a store that sells black cargo pants and white tank tops with scarves, though. I need to get some more of those.

[epicbraille]

Setting your lack of cargo pants aside for the moment, when will you take responsibility for ruining my outfit, Santa?

THAT ICON I LAUGHED SO HARD I D E K

[getoutclaus]

Hey, man, take that shit up with Ace or Nijisaki; they ruined your outfit not me.

G O O D

[epicbraille]

That wouldn't have happened if you hadn't stolen my clothes in the first place.

STOP

[getoutclaus]

How was I to know that Ace would push him through that door?

[the smirk in his voice is overpowering!!!]

FINE. Also suddenly locked thread.

[epicbraille]

[ Because Akane told you it would happen, for a start. ]

Why would you steal my clothes if you didn't know the outcome?

lock stock and bou--

[getoutclaus]

Obviously I did know the outcome.

[Is this really such a problem for you? Your terrible clothes deserved to explode!]

If it's really such a problem then I'll buy you one set of new clothes, alright?

is that some kind of digital root thing

[epicbraille]

[ Wearing a robe is the problem. ]

The problem is how I gave you the shirt off my back, yet you won't help me find new clothes.

nnno

[getoutclaus]

I said I'd buy you new clothes, alright? Jesus Christ, Snake! Can we change the subject to something that doesn't involve me stripping you?

[Did you forget how sassy and huffy he could be? Did you?]

...So, wait, you want me to find them aswell as pay for them or what? 'Cause you're asking a whole lot now, man.

You're sure?

[epicbraille]

[ Didn't forget; didn't miss. ]

I never said I expect you to pay. You're not my sugar daddy, Santa.

[ Internal joke about how it's not Christmas yet. ]

I'd just like some company, is that such a crime?

[ Colour coordination and finding a good store isn't the easiest of tasks when you're dropped into a strange new city, you huffy bitch. ]

Quite sure...

[getoutclaus]

Then next time don't say you want me to compensate you or whatever, alright? Spare me the confusion and save us both the trouble.

[Yeah next time; never say never etc.]

I'll help you find some then, but maybe we should drag Junpei along and get him out of his own failed attempt at clothing.

BV

[epicbraille]

[ Snake never once said compensate or buy or get it me. But Santa appears to have made up his mind that he did, so there's no point arguing about it.

Especially not when they can talk about their fashionunable friend instead. Snake doesn't have a problem with the idea of Junpei dressing like a nerd, but he wasn't aware the situation was so dire. ]

Is it really that bad?

[getoutclaus]

He looks like he belongs stuffed inside a Delorean - he's 1.21 gigawatts of badly dressed nerd.

1.21 gigawatts, Snake!

[epicbraille]

Your visual description helped a lot. Thank you.

[getoutclaus]

Well he looks as dumb as he acts, and dumber than he sounds. Is that any better?

[epicbraille]

[ Snake now feels both relieved and a little disappointed that this conversation is locked up tight. ]

Much better. However, I'm sure Junpei feels comfortable in his life preserver and blue jeans.