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[getoutclaus]

It's your friendly neighbourhood Santa Claus here, guys.

I just wanted to know if anyone wanted to form a team for dealing with any situations that might pop up - I heard there was an attack a while ago on a lab, right? If anybody wanted to, I dunno, prearrange to join up and fight evil and all of that glorious shit in the name of justice.

I already have two team members, so that makes a total of three of us, and I myself am a support Persona user and I've got some real expeirnece in that field.

[Santa rolls a few thoughts about in his head before he continues.

He wonders if Junpei and Snake will be aware that they're already being counted as his teammates, but surely they wont have a problem with that, right?]

All I ask of you is that you give me a few piece of information, yeah? Don't worry 'cause it's nothing intrustive and you can filter, lock, encrypt or encode the fucking shit out of it so long as you tell me at least how to read it.

I'll include the information I need at the end of the post, alright?

[And the audio feed ends there.]


Name:
Occupation:
Persona Type:
Personality type (in three words or less, thanks):

Comments

[text]

[guidemethroughit]

Not at all. I have found something far more important than my duties as a resident of the Velvet Room, and I left almost two years ago in order to find a way to acquire power enough to succeed in my purpose. Your group may be a means to the end I seek.

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[destinedwaters]

If you're so sure...

[Not to mention she could always throw someone out the window using magic...]

Name: Aqua
Occupation: Makeup artist
Persona Type: Support
Personality type (in three words or less, thanks): Kind, resourceful- Why is this only three words? It doesn't cover even minimal knowledge of who they are and it could be easily lied about, anyway. (﹁ .﹁)

[Text]

[linefacingforever]

Name: Yu
Occupation: multiple
Persona Type: combat
Personality type (in three words or less, thanks): deadpan snarker hero


[...and just because he saw that text tree with Elizabeth...]

(✿◠‿◠)

[Text]

[getoutclaus]

ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ

go home hero

[text]

[getoutclaus]

I wouldn't put much faith in a group founded on a knock off cheap ass internet clone, lady, but I guess it's your funeral.

What's the a Velvet Room? A strip joint? Can't imagine what kind of duties you had there.

















ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

[getoutclaus]

Maybe you should just put the arm statements to the side for a second.

[Or turn a blind eye to them.]

Anyway, do you want me to ask the questions?

[epicbraille]

No, I'd bet you want to know my name and a little about my Persona. Since you already know those things, asking would be a waste of time.

Although it sure is nice to be in a situation where we have time to waste, wouldn't you say?

[getoutclaus]

[Santa switches to text aswell; it's easier than swapping back and forth.]

It's only three words because people always lie about that shit.

And, hey, nice to see another support user around I suppose.

What's your Persona based on? Something to do with water, I bet.

[getoutclaus]

I guess so, but a waste of time is a waste of time no matter what you do with it.

[God dammit Snake this is why nobody went looking for you when you died because of annoying shit like this! Don't pretend to be bothered if you weren't oh my God.]

How're you settling in to a new place, anyway?

[epicbraille]

[ Woah, is Santa showing some concern? Alert the media. Fake concern or not, Snake can't help but smile. ]

Well enough, well enough. I've spent enough time in my apartment that I won't walk into any tables any time soon.

[ He has been going for a walk at least once a day, a little bit further each time, in order to get a feel for the city. ]

The other day I took a trip to the library, as it happens.

[getoutclaus]

I'll take your table off your hands if you want, then you don't have to worry about it.

[Blink blink blink blink...]

This place has Braille books?

[epicbraille]

[ Hand. ]

It does. I was able to pick up a rather hefty book on Egyptian mythology, as it happens.

[ Just a bit of.

Just a bit of...

Light reading! ]

[getoutclaus]

So I guess you get blind demons and shit too, huh? That's interesting.

But why the book on the Egyptians?

[epicbraille]

Demons and blindness aren't mutually exclusive. Shabriri is a demon from Hebrew mythology who blinded those who drank uncovered water. Probably a story made up to stop people doing just that, when you stop and think.

[ The wonderful world of information you didn't ask for, with charming host Snake. ]

I got a book on Egyptian mythology because I'd like to know a little more about my Persona before I have to use it.

[ He laughs a little. ]

I'm sure they'd have 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, if you'd like to do the same.

[getoutclaus]

Ha ha ha you sleigh me.

[Somewhere out there Junpei is jelly as fuck.]

Bu wait; why the fuck would they want to stop people drinking uncovered water? That doesn't even make any sense!

[epicbraille]

[ Snake could launch into a tl;dr rant about the Talmud Bavli and how it warns against drinking uncovered water in case of snake poison followed by death, and about the cultural connections between the Talmud and Shabriri...but instead he'll cut it short and just go with: ]

Because it could be dirty.

[ Duh. ]

[getoutclaus]

Oh... I guess that makes sense.

[He just assumed it would be some kind of sinister reason.]

People did get blinded from drinking dirty water though, didn't they? I mean along with the other stuff that could happen to them.

[epicbraille]

Drinking dirty water is bad for your health, Santa. Don't do anything rash.

[getoutclaus]

What?! I'm not gonna drink dirty water when I've got perfectly clean water in my own room!

[And your room, and Junpei's room probably. Maybe.]

I was just wondering if that's why they said a demon would blind them and people actually believed it or not!

[epicbraille]

It was a different time. People believed all sorts of things back then.

[ People still believe all sorts of things, though, so maybe days gone by isn't a perfect explanation. ]

How about we find a puddle and you take a sip? If a demon shows up to blind you then we'll know for sure.

[Text]

[linefacingforever]

I might if I could, or at least send my little cousin home.

[getoutclaus]

How about we just ask one of the head honchos of the demons if that's something that they do?

[Which brings an idea to his noodle.]

Maybe we should keep a list of this shit, starting with finding out more about your Persona and then finding a puddle demon.

[epicbraille]

[ Damn it Santa, Snake was just kidding around. Why are they trying to cobble together some kind of compendium of irrelevant knowledge all of a sudden?

Aside from gathering fodder with which to bore Junpei. ]

I'll do the reading while you make the list. Do be sure and check it twice.

[Text]

[getoutclaus]

You can't go home?

[getoutclaus]

Yes dear, don't worry.

[Because it feels good to waste time or something? Right Snake? Right?]

Anything else you want to take care of while we're thinking about this?