Storage Woes [Video]

[punchedoutdestiny]

[Once the video clicks on, Simon looks rather puzzled. In the background, one might notice a large mass of red and black metal.]

So, uh. Got a question here.

Where can I park a big mech? 'Cause I'm not sure how well people would like it just sitting outside my apartment building.

Comments

[Voice]

[universebeware]

NO.

[Voice]

[jundere]

Come on, play nice.

Maybe it's a female robot, huh?

[Voice]

[universebeware]

If that's the case, all the MORE reason to keep them far, FAR away from my workshop. I rather like continuing to function.

[Voice]

[jundere]

Come to think of it; an empty shell of a robot probably creeps you out, huh?

[Well... not empty, but one which is piloted instead.]

Don't worry it wont hurt you.

[Voice]

[universebeware]

Let's just say my race's prior experiences with humans controlling robots has been horribly traumatic at best.

Says you.

[Voice]

[jundere]

Oh, I didn't think about that...

[Her bad.]

Doesn't it count for anything since it's empty and junk? The dude wouldn't be piloting it or anything.

[Voice]

[universebeware]

[Have one very exasperated sigh.] That seems to be a running theme.

If it's anything resembling a 'female' machine, I do not want to be anywhere near it unless it is absolutely necessary.

[Voice]

[jundere]

What are you, a mech-sogynist?

[Somewhere far away canned laughter is going wild.]

Get it?

[Voice]

[universebeware]

[Be glad that it's not video, Jun, or he'd be giving you such a look.]

...a what?

[Voice]

[jundere]

It was a joke! Probably a human joke and a sucky human joke at that.

[She is glad it's not video too, beacuse someone not getting your jokes usually makes you look lame as hell.]

Just... go back to your Brainstormy business.

[Voice]

[universebeware]

....right.

Well. That's the first good thing I've heard in this entire conversation, so I think I will.

[And BOOP, connection dead.]