Storage Woes [Video]

[punchedoutdestiny]

[Once the video clicks on, Simon looks rather puzzled. In the background, one might notice a large mass of red and black metal.]

So, uh. Got a question here.

Where can I park a big mech? 'Cause I'm not sure how well people would like it just sitting outside my apartment building.

Comments

[Voice]

[punchedoutdestiny]

...well, that's a long story that boils down to "a lot of dumb luck", really.

I wouldn't want to impose on someone, though. He seemed...really easily irritable.

[Voice]

[jundere]

Well that's some luck you've got there, then.

[She's thankful that you appear to be on their side, honestly. Because fighting a giant robot on foot ends so well for everyone who tries it on TV]

Even if he is really mean I'm sure... [wait no yeah he'd never go with that, would he? Sucks.] you might have a point actually.

Maybe it could be like a five hundred pound gorilla in a movie theatre?

[Get it, Simon? Do you get it?]

[Voice]

[punchedoutdestiny]

[He chuckles.] You're tellin' me.

[There's several seconds of quiet.] ...eh?

[He does not get it, alas.]

[Voice]

[jundere]

It's an old joke that goes like this; "Where does a five hundred pound gorilla sit in the movies? Wherever he likes."

[A pause]

Because nothing can stop it given how big and powerful it is?

[Voice]

[punchedoutdestiny]

[There's a considerable pause. This is clearly something that must be contemplated.]

...well, that wouldn't be very nice of me. And it'd be a major misuse of Gurren-Lagann.

[Voice]

[jundere]

No I guess that would be a jerkass thing to do, especially since you're a new guest and everything.

[Gurren-Lagann must be the name of his robot, right?]

So... what do you have a big huge robot for, anyway?

[Voice]

[punchedoutdestiny]

Exactly!

I used it to fight for freedom and to project the people I care about back home.