[[video]] OFF WITH ONE WATCH ON WITH ANOTHER

[allhailfunyarinpa]

[The feed is actually pretty steady, like whoever is directing it is used to this sort of thing. Oddly comforting, for a change!

But the viewpoint isn't at a person, but a sand-crusted car parked haphazardly in front of the Libra apartment building.]

So, uh- [Whoever's on the other end seems really, really, really dry and deadpan about what he's about to say.] -where's the nearest car wash?

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[hetried]

Yeeeesh, what happened? I'm surprised you didn't completely ruin the rims...!

[Daichi no don't be that guy

don't be that guy that knows car talk

don't]

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[allhailfunyarinpa]

Well, that's what happens when you're driving on sand. It's corrosive, and it isn't technically my car anyway.

[A pause, and Junpei turns to look at the car again, the viewpoint swinging with him.]

...I should name it.

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[hetried]

I don't know, can you even drive that thing anymore...?

[...wait what.]

Name it? Why? It's just a car.

[allhailfunyarinpa]

Why not name it? I'm thinking...

[Give him a moment, he's internally narrating some stupidly obtuse purple prose about the car.]

Renoir.

[hetried]

Renoir? Why? That sounds kind of lame for a car.

[Bazing.]

[allhailfunyarinpa]

Yeah well can you think of anything better?!?!!?

[HIS DELICATE FEEFEES, DAICHI]

[hetried]

[WELL IT'S STUPID]

I don't usually name my cars... Not that I had my own car anyway, but...

I mean, what does that even mean?