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[greyerrant]

An armored figure glowers out over the Hinoto-Ri COMP network

"I found the actual combat skills displayed recently at these so-called persona fights somewhat lacking. You may understand how to use your sorcerous.... things, but if you need to learn how to fight with bullet, blade, mind and hand, seek out Cerberus. I shall instruct you on how to not completely embarrass yourself when asked to fight."

Comments

[misery_hates_company]

I think I've lived through enough wars that my methods are perfectly sufficient, thank you.

*She doesn't add that's largely because she wasn't really allowed to DIE.*

[greyerrant]

And how many is that?

[misery_hates_company]

Oh my, isn't it rude to ask a lady how many wars she's been in? Ho ho ho! I assure you, at least 2. That's all you need to know!

[greyerrant]

I wouldn't know if it is rude. So tell me, I do not like deception, or avoiding a question.

[misery_hates_company]

Tch. Blunt and demanding. The ladies must TRULY enjoy your company at parties.

Do you really want to know? Shall I tell you the story of the Great Island War, where hundreds of Mimiga were shipped off under the influence of the red flowers to slaughter humans, and in turn were slaughtered by their robotic soldiers? Or the wars fought to gain control in the wake of the empire that disappeared in one night? I find such conversations rather distasteful, myself.

[greyerrant]

I am rarely at parties.

Well, if you are uncomfortable with the concept of war, why are you here?

[misery_hates_company]

Isn't it obvious? Because I'm free to do so! Oh ho ho ho ho!

[greyerrant]

You are strange.