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[greyerrant]

An armored figure glowers out over the Hinoto-Ri COMP network

"I found the actual combat skills displayed recently at these so-called persona fights somewhat lacking. You may understand how to use your sorcerous.... things, but if you need to learn how to fight with bullet, blade, mind and hand, seek out Cerberus. I shall instruct you on how to not completely embarrass yourself when asked to fight."

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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Pit. Just. Laughs. Laughs and laughs and laughs. ]

Just so you know, back at home, I'm captain of a royal guard. Of a goddess, okay?

[greyerrant]

[ Garviel's eyes narrow behind his helm. ]

So you so quickly admit to being a slave to darkness, then? I am unsurprised. I have known many battle-captains in my day. Many that have boasted of their skill.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

A slave to darkness? I serve Lady Palutena, goddess of light. So I know how to fight, thank you very much.

[greyerrant]

The only light in the darkness is secular truth. Gods simply enslave us to superstition.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

...dude, did you not notice the wings?

[ He even flaps them a few times for good measure. ]

[greyerrant]

Signs of mutation. The primarch Sanguinius has them as well. What of it?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

...tough crowd! For the record, I'm an angel, not a human, or a...Sanguine or whatever it is.

[greyerrant]

You do not appear to be Astartes.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ a wut

Pit's just staring at him blankly. ]

[greyerrant]

[ Have a stare back. The guy with the helmet always wins this game. ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

[greyerrant]

You have never heard of the angels of death? Space Marines? The Legiones Astartes?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

SPACE MARINES? Oh man, they are awesome! I mean, they sound awesome anyway. I don't know how they hold up against space pirates, as I've actually met them. Man, they are tough! But so cool!

[greyerrant]

That is a common reaction.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

...but no, I'm not a Space Marine. I'm just an angel.

[greyerrant]

A mutant.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I'm not from your world.

[greyerrant]

Are you from the warp?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

What warp? You mean whatever vortex that Philemon guy pulled us in from? I guess, but that depends on your definition of "the warp".

[greyerrant]

The sea of souls.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ A twitch of...something passes over his face. His voice is decidedly less animated when he speaks. ]

No.

[greyerrant]

Then I don't know what to make of you.

[ Yet. Just wait until viridi shows up so he can get into HUGE ARGUMENTS FOREVER. ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ He shrugs. ]

I'm an angel from another world, that's all. Just like everyone else here is from different worlds.

[greyerrant]

I disagree. Most here are from the distant past of the cradle world of humanity.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Pit sighs. ]

It's not a matter of opinion. It's the truth! Man, how do you get through life being so cynical all the time?