Bro Strider (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
stridercentric) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
compnetwork2014-05-28 10:44 am
stridercentric) wrote in compnetwork2014-05-28 10:44 am
03 [Text]
[It's been over four months since Bro had that unfortunate incident with Jack Noir in the Medium. Four months since he arrived in Hinoto-Ri, because apparently that's the only damn place he gets to go. From one monster-ridden videogameish hellhole world into the next.
What sucks most about Hinoto-Ri is that there's a severe lack of Striders. In fact, ever since his alternate universe teenage self left, the city's gone even further below the minimum of required Strider. He knows Dave can take care of himself, considering Bro taught him pretty damn well, but there comes a time in every dude's life where he misses his family.
Especially when said family is prooobably still stuck in a monster-ridden videogameish hellhole. Lil Cal's a great bro and all, but talking to yourself can get old after a while.]
so.
you guys all have family back home right? siblings and parents and annoying aunts who like to pull your cheek even though youve grown to be twice their size? grannies who send you itchy socks for christmas each year?
so tell me about 'm. who do you miss most?
would you have 'm here if you could?
What sucks most about Hinoto-Ri is that there's a severe lack of Striders. In fact, ever since his alternate universe teenage self left, the city's gone even further below the minimum of required Strider. He knows Dave can take care of himself, considering Bro taught him pretty damn well, but there comes a time in every dude's life where he misses his family.
Especially when said family is prooobably still stuck in a monster-ridden videogameish hellhole. Lil Cal's a great bro and all, but talking to yourself can get old after a while.]
so.
you guys all have family back home right? siblings and parents and annoying aunts who like to pull your cheek even though youve grown to be twice their size? grannies who send you itchy socks for christmas each year?
so tell me about 'm. who do you miss most?
would you have 'm here if you could?
video
The feed opens with him lowering his shades to peer at the camera, an expression of shock on his face that's so overdramatic it might be obvious he's just kidding. If Desco squints, she might notice that Bro's eyes are orange. Not that such a thing is out of place in Hinoto-Ri, but where he's from it's pretty darn uncommon.]
Great googly moogly, that's a whackjob family! I mean, I get the clone thing. Really, I do, but conquering Earth? Wow.
And uh... You might wanna talk to your Uncle Otoha 'bout that alcoholism. Just sayin'.
no subject
A slight pause as a nictitating membrane sweeps over the golden eye set in her forehead.
"...would that help?"
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
"...but then he might start getting into Desco's chocolate!"
THINKING VERY HARD.
"Um...what if Desco encouraged him to binge eat instead? She could make him rice balls!"
no subject