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[deathboss]

I miss Paris...murders aside, it was quite an interesting trip!

Oh la la, it was the height of fashion, oui oui?

[Eikichi you are terrible at this.]

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[stridercentric]

[Bro doesn't feel like talking today, so he's just going to type his response.]

okay yeah that's cool. but the most important question of all.

did you eat any croissants?

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[deathboss]

[What.]

Just one to try it out! It's way too fattening for Michel's line, as tasty and buttery as it was!

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[stridercentric]

ugh. youre one of those guys?

who gives a shit about getting fat when youre living in another world and theres goddamn demons out there threatening to rip your head off? gotta settle your priorities man.

[He doesn't mean to be a jerk about this, he just can't sympathize with people who care so much about the way they look. The whole concept of that rubs him the wrong way.]

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[deathboss]

Are you saying that I'm fat?

[Shit you. Broke him. He didn't even listen to anything you said just kinda zoned on the fat part.]

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[stridercentric]

[......What.

Well, now he had no choice but to troll. It's his solemn duty to do so.]

im saying theres nothing wrong with being a lard ass. some people enjoy chunky booty. and love handles. five chins could be considered better than one.

they like big butts and they cannot lie.