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[prettytamer]

[Have you ever seen a dolphin trying on a wig at the costume shop?

Now you have, because Midori thinks this is hilarious enough to snap a picture of and put on the network. It's a long blond wig, for the record.]

Today is turning out great already!

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[badluckhealer]

[There are initially no words because what the hell Midori. What the hell dolphins. What the hell everything.]

Dolphin Appreciation Day is an unusual holiday.

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I am glad you are enjoying it though.

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[prettytamer]

I definitely haven't celebrated it before. It's fun~

How's your day been?

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[badluckhealer]

Unexpectedly full of dolphins. Yours?

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[prettytamer]

The same. I didn't expect to run into them here for some reason.

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[badluckhealer]

Especially not flying ones.



It's probably not unheard of somewhere in the world, but dolphins do not fly back home. Not where anyone in town can see them anyway.

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[prettytamer]

Do you think they could fly in secret? Or is that just totally ridiculous?

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[badluckhealer]

Folks tend to go by the idea that something is possible until proven otherwise back home.

Considering that there are fairies, werewolves, demons, apparent immortals, and so on, flying dolphins would likely not be out of the question.

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[cykedfists]

Oh my god! that's cute!

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[prettytamer]

I know, right? Super cute!

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[cykedfists]

Have you tried other wigs on it?

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[prettytamer]

No, do you think they'd look even better?

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[cykedfists]

Maybe. Hmm.... What other wigs are there?

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[prettytamer]

All kinds! This shop's got a really wide range of colors, and they're good quality, too. Kind of pricy, but you can't have everything.

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[dekillerqueen]

[This is ridiculous. TODAY IS RIDICULOUS.]

What in the world is going on?

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[prettytamer]

I think it's dolphin day or something? I've seen a lot of them.

[dekillerqueen]

I am afraid that doesn't quite explain things.

[prettytamer]

I don't really know what's going on either, sorry.

[dekillerqueen]

This is not a typical occurrence, then.

[prettytamer]

Nope! First time I've seen it.

[jonathandammit]

[...Literally what.]

I don't think they're supposed to be there.

[prettytamer]

Are you going to tell them that?

[jonathandammit]

[...And he was all ready to go out today, too.

Instead, he's sitting in his apartment with shut windows and checking the network for lack of anything else that wasn't full of DOLPHIN to do.]

They are demons, right? Are you sure they're not possibly hostile?

[prettytamer]

Most demons in the city aren't hostile. That radio announcer sounded like he was getting harassed a little, but... Anyway, if I was looking to pick a fight, I wouldn't go to a costume shop for it.

[jonathandammit]

Still, their manner of flooding the city from nowhere is rather worrying.

[THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

WHAT IF THEY'RE PLANNING AN INVASION, MAN.

Look, Jonathan still has a prejudice against demons, and a horde of flying strange-aquatic-mammal demons are still a horde of demons.]

[prettytamer]

If they don't go away I'll start to worry.