luckyuncle: (Shit - why plants?!)
Jack Sheridan ([personal profile] luckyuncle) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2014-03-06 06:16 pm

[VIDEO] 404: Technology Know-How Not Found

[The feed switches on to the sight of one (1) agitated lineface and her uncle, seemingly poring over Jack's COMP. Agatha looks a mite bit more irritated than usual, and Jack... looks like he's lost in concentration.]

...There is no shame in asking for help - ah, especially since the COMP already appears to be on. How did you even manage that, Uncle?

I... ... I don't know, actually. All I did was touch a few things over here... [Jack points, dejectedly, off to one side of the screen.]

... [Siiiigh.] I - Seriously?

[She shakes her head and then nods at the 'camera' as it were.]

... At any rate, er, hello network. I am Agatha Sheridan, this is my uncle Jack.

[Jack waves a bit, perhaps a little over-eagerly.] Uh... hi. This is kind of awkward.

Perhaps you have already met us. We have a request. Uncle has been here for several months already and still cannot operate the COMP properly. [She glances over to Jack, who looks back at her with a lopsided smile and a soft 'eheheh...'.] ... I'm not really much of a teacher, so if someone could explain how this thing works to him? I'd appreciate it. Thanks.

[Quietly, sounding more like a whining child than a grown man, Jack adds:]

This is so complicated, I don't see why they can't just give us cell phones...

((OOC Note: As this is a joint post, note that Agatha or Jack may answer! Expect potential threadjacking, etc. etc. etc.))
badluckhealer: (aaand you're a fucking idiot.)

[personal profile] badluckhealer 2014-03-07 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hello Desco.

[This lineface. She isn't quite saying it but she agrees. gdit uncle.]
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-03-07 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Hello Aggie's uncle! This is Desco, Queen of Hinoto-Ri! Please stop pretending to be dumb!"

Here is a four-year-old with no respect for the elderly.
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[personal profile] badluckhealer 2014-03-07 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
...Desco, please don't be too harsh on him, okay? He's got his reasons, I guess.

[Only family is allowed to get grumpy at him. ... And yes she did just, in a backhanded way, say that she thinks Jack isn't really that dumb.]
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-03-07 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Desco is still linefacing.

"...Aggie. You work the COMP by thinking about it."
badluckhealer: (it just had to be plants didn't it)

[personal profile] badluckhealer 2014-03-07 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
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That...thank you, Desco. A lot of things are very clear to me now.

[There is a brilliant flash of illumination in her mind as it sinks in that actually-]

So it's...psychic technology, then. Not - well, no wonder-!
tyrantball: (stuuuuupid!)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-03-07 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
"So there's no way he can't work it, which makes Desco think he is just using this as an excuse to spend more time with you. Which Desco can understand, because Aggie is almost as cute as Desco, but she thinks it's pretty inconsiderate of him to pick an excuse that upsets Aggie!"

Slight pause as she glares at Jack.

"Mister Uncle! For giving Desco's midboss friend unnecessary stress, she sentences you to buy both of us pie! With ice cream!"
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[personal profile] badluckhealer 2014-03-15 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[This is Aggie performing the double facepalm, right here right now.

Sweet jegus why.]
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-03-15 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Yaaay! Aggie! We're getting pie!"