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[hawkattack]

[Really, he shouldn't be using this detestable thing. Some of its functions are helpful, but the babbling and barking of the masses, not as much. Still, there is something on his mind, and he has seen enough to know that there are some people who come here from worlds very different than his own. Even Hinoto-Ri's laws had needed studying before he could even attempt to practice law. Perhaps there is some measure of knowledge amongst the filth here.]

What is "truth" to you? And how far would you go to pursue it?

[Of course, he knows full well whom this message could reach... but he'll try to ignore that person just the same.]

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[hawkattack]

But would you, personally, go out to prove it?

[STOP BEING EVASIVE.]

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[stridercentric]

if i suspected my neighbors a fucked up cannibal? sure. id find proof and then kick his ass.

i mean. thats the kinda thing the police should be doing. but if theyre too busy inhaling donuts im gonna take matters into my own hands.

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[hawkattack]

Unfortunately, the police are not always competent.

[Totally not thinking of a few people in particular, nope.]

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[stridercentric]

no shit.

so. what. you about to go vigilante on someones ass too? pull a caped crusader? you look like a terror who flaps in the night thats for sure.

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[hawkattack]

[What even -]

No. That sort of thing should be saved for the monsters that attack in the night, don't you think?

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[stridercentric]

maaaan. here i was hoping for some legit action.

this place is boring as fuck.

you sure you aint gonna pull a batman?

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[hawkattack]

A what?

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[stridercentric]

batman.

most intense superhero ever. rich dude by day and badass by night. he kicks the everliving crap out of villains.

his only flaw is that he never kills. or has any real superpowers. and dresses like a fucking bat.

okay actually hes kinda lame.

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[hawkattack]

... That sounds rather boring.

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[stridercentric]

hes the kinda dude you need to see in action to really get it. bats has a sweetass ride and a radical husky voice. oh and a butler.

which superhero doesnt need a butler am i right?

my point is. he goes outside the law to hunt criminals down because the cops are useless and corrupt.

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[hawkattack]

... Is this a fictional character?

[Because seriously what even.]

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[stridercentric]

uh. yeah. he is in my world.

but i mean. hell. ive seen people i thought were fictional walking around in this place so what do i know. bats could still show up here.

still waiting for fozzy bear. thatd be so fucking radical.

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[hawkattack]

[Hell yes he guessed right.]

I'm guessing I shouldn't ask.

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[stridercentric]

you should ask.

fozzys a standup comedian bear. this place could use some good humor. its unBEARably serious around here.

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[hawkattack]

[You are weird enough to be one of the defendants he's seen. Also did you just.]

But how can a bear be a standup comedian?

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[stridercentric]

by telling good jokes. geez. how else?

just bear with me man. fozzys jokes are pawsibly some of the best youll ever find. they can turn every grizzly situation into a laughfest.