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[A certain minty-haired Visitor is on the screen today, his arm around the shoulders of a brown haired kid who may be familiar to some. Judging by the voices in the background, there’s about four people in all, even if they aren’t all visible on the camera ~~yet~~.]

Hey! Lately, people have been coming by the Detective Agency thinking it’s functional again. At first we turned down requests since we’re obviously not detectives, but...

Well, maybe you should say it instead, Ayumu?

[Ayumu is pretty much resigned at this point, though his expression clearly seems to have some doubts about the wisdom of this idea. They were a bunch of kids and a tanuki, after all. Who’d go looking to them for help?]

This was your idea, not mine.

[There’s some yelling from off-screen.]

But it sounds like fun!

[Ayumu’s response is muttered.]

If anyone’s even interested...

But it’s like being a super-awesome spy!

[While they keep bickering amongst themselves, a certain assistant waltzes up to the feed and waves in that wonderfully cutesy fashion of hers. Yup, it’s Hiyono, alright.]

Ahem--what they’re trying to say is, we’re now open for business! I’ve even set up an inbox for you to send all of your requests to~

Right, right. And you were going to spread rumors too, weren’t you, Hiyono?

Mm-hmm! [The agreement is punctuated with her ever present smile -- and wait, is she proverbially sparkling as she does?] To be honest, I haven’t really worked with rumors that come true, but I guess there’s a first for everything, right?

[The look on the brown haired teen’s face is just a little wary. Ayumu could only imagine how much she was going to enjoy that….]

Well, you heard them. We’ll take on jobs if you have them in our spare time.

[There’s suddenly a tanuki squeezing his face into this shot. ~~Except he’s in human form but whatever.~~]

Just try to make them interesting ones!

[Joint post! Responses will come from one of the four or more: Ayumu, Hizumi, Hiyono or Taro. Lots of threadjacking will be happening, most likely.]

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"You guys...

Rumors are a two way street. Just spread the opposite and it should be fine, shouldn't it?"

... well then. LIGHTBULB.

"Really? Then if, say, the rumor that you've got a bust and hips spreads, then we can just spread the opposite to fix that?"

HIYONO WHY.

He just does his best "feminine" pose, a finger raised to his lips as he winks.

"That depends on if you still want to change me back~♪"

Goodness that sure is a falsetto voice.

......Hizumi that is disturbing.

".... You make it sound like you'd enjoy it."

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And he drops the pose with a laugh.

"Haha, well, not really! I do like being a guy after all."

So creepy.

He reaches over and lightly thwacks the back of Hizumi's head.

"I don't think you're going to reassure any rumors about the succubus thing if you keep that up."

"Ow!"

He rubs at the back of his head, pouting. That hurt!

"You didn't have to hit me!"

Please, he knew better than to use any force at all. They did have the same pain tolerance here.

"Stop being counterproductive and creepy."

"... Don't do that, it's creepy."

He's the only one around here who's supposed to be able to do shit like that so well.

Batting his eyelashes--

"Is something wrong, Ta-ro-chan? ♥"

"... So would you like hair dye in your shampoo now or later?"

Please stop.

"Hey, that's not very nice! It was just a joke, sheesh!"

Taro you are being the opposite of fun here!

Juuust gonna reach over and ruffle your hair, Hizumi.

You and your physical displays of affection. It does give him a very slight pause, if only just. Most people wouldn't notice, really.

"I've stopped already, okay?"

"Yeah, I know."

You're a cute kid either way.

Desco looks triumphant at this.

"Ah-ha! Desco knew you'd reveal your true colors!"

"Mm, maybe a little. But Desco, I think you've still got one big, biiiig thing wrong about this."

Nod nod nod.

"Desco has already realized! It's not your harem at all!"

She finally understands -

"It's the harem of the Seduction Queen!"

- orrrrrr not.

...You know what? He'll take it, if only to get rid of the focus.

"Right, right! I'm not the one with a harem here."

"Right! You're just a harem member."

SERIOUS FACE.

"Can Desco ask you to give advice on handling harem logistics to her girlfriend?"

"Sorry, sorry. I'm afraid I'm not very good at giving advice on these things. It's a little... private, you know?"

"No."

Blank stare.

"Besides, Desco is your Queen. You should be falling over yourself to help her!"

"Ah, but the queen of my heart is Hiyono. Talking about these things without her permission-- well, I'd be an awful harem member if I did such a thing."

Hizumi, stop.

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And that sure is Hiyono circling Hizumi, ignoring the feed for a few moments while she sizes him up.

"...You know, you'd probably be even more convincing if you had the girls' uniform, on top of that."

WHAT.

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...

"Don't tell me you're actually into that kind of thing."