melodyoflogic: (Hizumi please)
Ayumu Narumi ([personal profile] melodyoflogic) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2014-02-03 05:40 am

[video] Second Logic

[Video]

[A certain minty-haired Visitor is on the screen today, his arm around the shoulders of a brown haired kid who may be familiar to some. Judging by the voices in the background, there’s about four people in all, even if they aren’t all visible on the camera yet.]

Hey! Lately, people have been coming by the Detective Agency thinking it’s functional again. At first we turned down requests since we’re obviously not detectives, but...

Well, maybe you should say it instead, Ayumu?


[Ayumu is pretty much resigned at this point, though his expression clearly seems to have some doubts about the wisdom of this idea. They were a bunch of kids and a tanuki, after all. Who’d go looking to them for help?]

This was your idea, not mine.

[There’s some yelling from off-screen.]

But it sounds like fun!

[Ayumu’s response is muttered.]

If anyone’s even interested...

But it’s like being a super-awesome spy!

[While they keep bickering amongst themselves, a certain assistant waltzes up to the feed and waves in that wonderfully cutesy fashion of hers. Yup, it’s Hiyono, alright.]

Ahem--what they’re trying to say is, we’re now open for business! I’ve even set up an inbox for you to send all of your requests to~

Right, right. And you were going to spread rumors too, weren’t you, Hiyono?

Mm-hmm! [The agreement is punctuated with her ever present smile -- and wait, is she proverbially sparkling as she does?] To be honest, I haven’t really worked with rumors that come true, but I guess there’s a first for everything, right?

[The look on the brown haired teen’s face is just a little wary. Ayumu could only imagine how much she was going to enjoy that….]

Well, you heard them. We’ll take on jobs if you have them in our spare time.

[There’s suddenly a tanuki squeezing his face into this shot. Except he’s in human form but whatever.]

Just try to make them interesting ones!

[Joint post! Responses will come from one of the four or more: Ayumu, Hizumi, Hiyono or Taro. Lots of threadjacking will be happening, most likely.]
thatsasecret: (I TOLD YOU; THAT'S A SECRET!)

[personal profile] thatsasecret 2014-02-03 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know either! [FRANTIC FLAILING AT HIZUMI.] She just went on and on about you being a male succubus, complete with bust and hips!

[...what.]
Edited 2014-02-03 14:27 (UTC)
tyrantball: (Default)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Sage nod.

"Of course! How else would you explain all you humans getting over your weird monogamy hangups if he wasn't a succubus?"

Slight pause.

"Oh, uh, Ultra Gigolo? Desco is pretty sure your breasts will get bigger if you drink a lot of milk!"
tyrantball: (FINAL BOSS POWER)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"All succubi have breasts! It's because they have the hopes and dreams of men packed inside their chests!"
thatsasecret: (I TOLD YOU; THAT'S A SECRET!)

[personal profile] thatsasecret 2014-02-03 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
But Hizumi-san is a guy!

[And while he's the Devil, he's not a blasted succubus askdsdkgsdjgksdjg--]
bondsofsuffering: ([Question] So let's disprove the)

[personal profile] bondsofsuffering 2014-02-03 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hiyono could you have at least mentioned this so he'd be prepared.........

Ah well, it's a bit late for that now.
]

Desco, I think you've made a mistake here. I'm not a succubus, so I don't have anything like that.
hachitaro: (playful.)

[personal profile] hachitaro 2014-02-03 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Succubi are pretty hot though.

[Not helping.]
bondsofsuffering: ([Smile] theory of surrender.)

[personal profile] bondsofsuffering 2014-02-03 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeeh, is that supposed to be a compliment?

[Hizumi what are you even trying to argue here.]
hachitaro: (hey baby.)

[personal profile] hachitaro 2014-02-03 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, but I'm just not into you like that~.

[The world will never know.]
tyrantball: (Default)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Desco crosses her arms over her chest and looks thoughtful. The eyes set in her wrists blink a little.

"Well, it's not like you're a normal succubus. Desco is pretty sure you're related to the ones here in Hinoto-Ri, after all. They're all underdeveloped and wear too many clothes; it kind of creeps Desco out."
bondsofsuffering: ([Heh] Yet why does the)

[personal profile] bondsofsuffering 2014-02-03 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I would have noticed if I had those, ah... features by now.
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Desco looks unimpressed.

"What kind of succubus thinks having a flat chest is normal? Desco just wants to help you get in touch with your heritage!"