[video] Second Logic

[melodyoflogic]

[Video]

[A certain minty-haired Visitor is on the screen today, his arm around the shoulders of a brown haired kid who may be familiar to some. Judging by the voices in the background, there’s about four people in all, even if they aren’t all visible on the camera yet.]

Hey! Lately, people have been coming by the Detective Agency thinking it’s functional again. At first we turned down requests since we’re obviously not detectives, but...

Well, maybe you should say it instead, Ayumu?

[Ayumu is pretty much resigned at this point, though his expression clearly seems to have some doubts about the wisdom of this idea. They were a bunch of kids and a tanuki, after all. Who’d go looking to them for help?]

This was your idea, not mine.

[There’s some yelling from off-screen.]

But it sounds like fun!

[Ayumu’s response is muttered.]

If anyone’s even interested...

But it’s like being a super-awesome spy!

[While they keep bickering amongst themselves, a certain assistant waltzes up to the feed and waves in that wonderfully cutesy fashion of hers. Yup, it’s Hiyono, alright.]

Ahem--what they’re trying to say is, we’re now open for business! I’ve even set up an inbox for you to send all of your requests to~

Right, right. And you were going to spread rumors too, weren’t you, Hiyono?

Mm-hmm! [The agreement is punctuated with her ever present smile -- and wait, is she proverbially sparkling as she does?] To be honest, I haven’t really worked with rumors that come true, but I guess there’s a first for everything, right?

[The look on the brown haired teen’s face is just a little wary. Ayumu could only imagine how much she was going to enjoy that….]

Well, you heard them. We’ll take on jobs if you have them in our spare time.

[There’s suddenly a tanuki squeezing his face into this shot. Except he’s in human form but whatever.]

Just try to make them interesting ones!

[Joint post! Responses will come from one of the four or more: Ayumu, Hizumi, Hiyono or Taro. Lots of threadjacking will be happening, most likely.]

Comments

[tyrantball]

Desco is staring with narrowed eyes.

"Are you suuuuure?"

[hachitaro]

"... Well for one they're all way younger than me."

[tyrantball]

"Desco is four and she has a harem! So this is obviously the same thing!"

[hachitaro]

"You probably shouldn't have a harem at that age..."

[tyrantball]

"The Final Boss does what she wants!"

[hachitaro]

... It's probably better not to ask.

"Anyway, I'm not in anyone's harem. They're more like my little siblings."

Well, Hizumi and Ayumu are. Hiyono gets brought in by association.

[tyrantball]

"...wow, that's too kinky even for Desco."

[hachitaro]

"... I mean it would be if I was interested in sleeping with them. But I'm not, so it's not."

[thatsasecret]

"Taro! Not helping!"

FLAILFLAILFLAILFLAILFLAIL--SOMEONE HELP HER.

[hachitaro]

"What? I thought that was a good explanation."

...

"You should stop flailing so much though. It's not good for your blood pressure."

[thatsasecret]

"That could have been worded a lot better, you know...! Now we're sure to get all sorts of sketchy looks!"

Oh god the Narumi Detective Agency is going to go downhill before it even gets off the ground. Why this.

[melodyoflogic]

"Calm down. Most people wouldn't take it that way unless they had their mind in the gutter."

[thatsasecret]

"B--But don't you see, Narumi-san? If rumors start up about the agency, and they spread, won't that be disastrous!?"

[melodyoflogic]

......

....

"...That wouldn't Really happen, would it?"

[hachitaro]

"... I wouldn't put it past this place."

He's heard Things.

[melodyoflogic]

"....You've got to be kidding me...."

Aaaaand blushing again.

[bondsofsuffering]

"You guys...

Rumors are a two way street. Just spread the opposite and it should be fine, shouldn't it?"

[thatsasecret]

... well then. LIGHTBULB.

"Really? Then if, say, the rumor that you've got a bust and hips spreads, then we can just spread the opposite to fix that?"

HIYONO WHY.

[bondsofsuffering]

He just does his best "feminine" pose, a finger raised to his lips as he winks.

"That depends on if you still want to change me back~♪"

Goodness that sure is a falsetto voice.

[melodyoflogic]

......Hizumi that is disturbing.

".... You make it sound like you'd enjoy it."

[hachitaro]

"... Don't do that, it's creepy."

He's the only one around here who's supposed to be able to do shit like that so well.

[tyrantball]

Desco looks triumphant at this.

"Ah-ha! Desco knew you'd reveal your true colors!"

[hachitaro]

"I thought it was perfectly fine!"

Because you went into business with a tanuki.

[thatsasecret]

"What if someone was listening to that without any context!?"

[hachitaro]

"... Then that's their fault."