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Subject: Astrology & Event Docs
Attached files: amd.doc, emd.doc

For those who have joined us only recently: welcome to Hinoto-Ri. Attached to this message are two documents: the Astrology Master Document and the Event Master Document. In Hinoto-Ri, it is important to arm yourself with knowledge regarding your astrological sign in order to prepare yourself for battles against certain demons, which have thus far been based on a single sign from the western horoscope common to planet Earth. If you are uncertain of your sign, your ID card should have that information.

So far, we have encountered Scorpio, Taurus, and Virgo. Information about the effects these demons had on the populace can be found in the Astrology Master Document. However, since certain information is lacking, if anyone who was present for those attacks could fill in data from their own experiences, it would be appreciated.

The Event Master Document covers all other events that have occurred. These are unrelated to the astrology-based demon attacks, but many of them are still caused by demons. Reading it over should give you an idea of what to expect in this place. However, like the Astrology Master Document, it relies on information input by Visitors regarding their own experiences; if you have anything relevant to add, please do so. Both documents are open to editing from anyone who has access to them.

Due to the Virgo event, the documents were restored to a prior point in order to remove vandalism. If any important and relevant notes were lost in that process, please add them as necessary.

Other items of note:

The Hinoto-Ri government has been working on weapons to destroy astrology-based demons, which would render Visitor help unnecessary. However, so far that weapon has been found to be insufficient.

As usual, this post may be used as a place of discussion.

[Video; Three Hours Later]

[After a two day absence from work, school, and home, Hizumi makes his official return... through a very brief video message.]

If anyone's got cold medicine, could you bring it over? 'll pay you back'n everything.

[His voice is stuffy, and his first sentence is punctuated by a wet sniffle. And if the state of his hair and the background featuring what is unmistakably an apartment bed is any indication, he seems to have just woken up.]

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I'll buy extra for your going away party if you ever do decide to leave, then!

[You brought this upon yourself.]

And you'll eat the lef'overs, right?

We'll send 'em back with you to your world. You know. A souvenir so you don't forget this place and all of your great memories and that kind of thing.

...

You think that'd work?

If Philemon says no to wasabi chips, he's probably some kind of tyrant we don't want to be serving, anyway.

So what, we should switch sides and go with the Anoli instead?

...We could start our own faction. The 'Get Better Chips for Visitors' group. I think it'd be a success.

What's the first order 'f affairs? Better quality? Variety? Both?

We wouldn't go amiss with a multipronged approach. Having just one goal means we're liable to feel aimless when we've managed to accomplish it.

Our slogan will be 'no snackation without choice of rations'.

We could call it the Chips Alliance. Sounds a bit catchier, so it'll attract more people that way - 'specially other teens.

...When the chips are down, you know the Chips have got your back.

[A slight pause.]

I'm not sure, though. I feel like you could rhyme Chips with 'dips' and make it into an insult pretty easily.

D'you have any better suggestions?

Chip.........pen.... -- No not really.

Tha's no good. We gotta get a good name or we can't start anything.

It'll be our important project going forward, then. If we rush this one, people will think we're not serious about this. The name is the first impression!

Then, I'll leave it to you!

...I do all the hard work around here.

Fine, but if I choose the name, I get to be President!

I'm pretty sure you don't want someone drugged up on cold medicine comin' up with something as important as the name.

But, but...! I'll be co-prez, then!

...But that's just as important a position. It's the exact same thing.

[Atsuro squints suspiciously.]

You can be Second in Command.

[Nooo his flawless plan has been foiled.]

But I wanna be a president toooo!

Vice-President! One Step Below President. ...Mini President.

Are you trying to say I'm short or somethin'?

One position short of President.

[Says Atsuro conveniently ignoring whatever it was Hizumi just said.]

That isn't even funny.

We can't both be President. That's not how clubs are supposed to work.

[Atsuro considers this seriously for a bit.]

OK, you can be President, but I get to be King.

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