[video] It's all about dem titties

[demifemme]

Look! Shura has a shirt on for once! Actually it's her school uniform so she has no choice but to wear it, but I digress.

"Anybody out there knows how to sew a custom bra?"

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[unbroken_chain]

"No idea!"

Kotoha is entirely cheerful as she shares this.

"On a vaguely related note, that's a school uniform, right? Which one are you going to?"

[demifemme]

Shura let out a sigh. Why reply if... oh.

"I go to Phoenix Free School. It's a good place."

[unbroken_chain]

Kotoha nods at this.

"Alright then - it's good to know that I'm not being forced to attend a bad school, I guess!"

Slight pause.

"So, uh...why do you need a custom bra, anyway? I mean...um. I have absolutely no idea how to say it tactfully."

[demifemme]

"Yeah, it's good. I'm, uh, finishing high school while I can."

She groaned a bit at the question. "It's not for anything weird! The mayor wants me to cover up. I feel censored."

[unbroken_chain]

Kotoha's blushing a little now that Shura's put that idea in her head.

"...I meant why did you need to custom-order one instead of just buying off the rack?"

[demifemme]

"I want it to be practical, y'know? For battle and stuff. I want one made with battle fans built into it."

You heard right.

[unbroken_chain]

Kotoha is just going to stare blankly for a while because she is completely nonplussed.

"...wouldn't it be easier to use them with your hands, though?"

[demifemme]

Shura is just going to stare blankly right back. That would be incredibly inconvenient.

"I want to be able to pick them up from my bra."

[unbroken_chain]

"Oh. Ohhh! Okay, yeah, never mind, I had completely the wrong idea, then."

[demifemme]

"... what do you think I am, a burlesque show?"

[unbroken_chain]

Kotoha blushes and fidgets a little.

"...uhhh...not before now?"

Great, now she's actually imagining it.

[demifemme]

"Stop imagining me naked!"

[unbroken_chain]

"You started it!"

And now she's panicking.

[demifemme]

"I only wanted a bra what the hell!!!"

Shura may be getting angrier. She's flailing, at least.

[unbroken_chain]

Well. Something has to be done or this will all end in tears. Tears and bitter recrimination.

The video feed goes dark briefly and there's a muffled thud. When the feed clears up, Kotoha appears to have calmed down considerably. She's smiling, even - although the smile is just a bit too wide to be physically possible for a human being.

"Heh. Sorry about that. The boss isn't quite as grown up as she likes to think she is."

Oh well apparently it's not Kotoha at all.

[demifemme]

What the fuck who are you also what the hell.

"Did she just fainted???"

[unbroken_chain]

The doppleganger waves her hand in a careless, unconcerned fashion.

"Nah, I just locked her in the bathroom until she calms down. I'm Zoroark, by the way. Heh heh."

[demifemme]

"... Too Much Information, Zoroark."

But then, "are you a type of doppelganger demon?"

[unbroken_chain]

Zoroark's grin becomes a little wider at that rejoinder.

"Heh. I'll have to tell her that; she'll panic even more than she is now."

At the question, however, Zoroark's head unravels and dissolves into something extremely vulpine before blurring and reforming back into a duplicate of Kotoha.

"What, don't you know a Pokemon when you see one?"

[demifemme]

"Please don't." This situation was bad enough to begin with.

"There are no Pokemon in my world. Only demons. So you are a Pokemon that shapeshifts?"

[unbroken_chain]

"Heh, no way. I'm Zoroark, master of illusion!"

[get_bent]

[You know he should be better at answering things but...dammit...

"A what?"

He immediately regrets answering it.

[demifemme]

"A custom bra?" Did she not express herself right?

[get_bent]

But that would require...

"Oh-oh yeah! Uh...sorry don't think I could really pull that off"

(Without sweating a bunch like he's doing now.

[demifemme]

"Dammit! How the fuck am I gonna get covered up for the kids if I can't find anyone?"

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[terminally_clever]

Let me know if you find out.

[The pain of having an enormous rack.]

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[demifemme]

I definitely will.

Can't find what you need in the shops, I bet.

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[terminally_clever]

The selection seems to be 'comfort or support: pick one.'

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[demifemme]

"Even more proof that bras are designed by men."

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[terminally_clever]

The clothing stores here leave quite a bit to be desired. That's certainly not much help.