[Video] Is this a dream?

[akihisaful]

[Video feed turns on and reveals a genuinely confused guy looking at the screen.]

Uh... Hi everyone. I was supposed to be in a headlock by one of my friends at school and at the brink of death. I know this isn't the afterlife since there's so many times I got real close to crossing that river, so is it some kind of dream land?

Sorry, but will anyone be able to give me answers of where this place is? This watch gave me some info but I'm still having trouble understanding what it's saying.

Oh, I almost forgot. My name's Akihisa Yoshii. Nice to meet everyone.

((ooc: Would a mod be so kind to add his tag into the tag list...? ;w;))

Comments

done??

[getoutclaus]

The American, British and more modern image of Santa Claus is derived from that legend, so even though Santa Claus isn't a real person he is based on a real dude who lived a long time ago.

Get it? He isn't just a fairy tale character; he's a character derived from a legend based on a real life man.

[And he finishes without much fanfare. Hope that helped you, Aki.]

FFFFFhahsdhskghsd [video]

[akihisaful]

Uh... [He wasn't prepared for a sudden lecture nope. He's at a loss at how much this guy can talk. Is this guy really not a teacher?]

So Santa Claus really exists?

[getoutclaus]

[...In the Nonary Game you wouldn't last an hour, Aki.]

...No, he was sort of the movie version of a real guy.

Does that make any more sense?

[akihisaful]

[No, he wouldn't. He's not Probationary Student for nothing!]

Oooh, okay! Got it! Thanks for clarifying, haha!

[Now he's going to remember Santa Claus as "a movie version of a real guy." Yep.]