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NETWORK NEWS & TEENBEAT FEED SEPTEMBER 26TH
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City-Wide Illness Confirmed, Related to the Virgo Monster
Residents of the City are bracing for the worst, after the standoff between the Visitors and the Virgo monster came to an abrupt end. Investigations are still ongoing about the mysterious illness that struck many citizens and visitors alike, but the source has been confirmed as the creature itself.
The death toll from the demons and humans who were affected is now at six—a policeman, a member of the Staff of Swords, and four civilians. At least 94 are reportedly wounded - mostly civilians.
As to why the Virgo monster was not defeated by the missiles as first previous thought, the Office refused to comment. However, we have footage of the Visitors engaging the beast on the 21st and [...Read more...]
When Visitors Attack?
A workman in Sagittarius District, who wishes to remain anonymous for his own safety, says that he and several young men were recently attacked by an insane sword-wielding Visitor claiming to be stopping a mugging. As he was walking home from work that evening [...Read More...]
Flying Dolphins Take over
The group of flying demon dolphins has been gaining influence in the city as of late, forming their own pod and taking over the darker parts of the Taurus district. The mayor has issued a warning not to approach the rowdy gang [...Read More...]
Omurice Mystery
Unexplained mass omelet appearance, which reliable eyewitnesses report were filled with rice, were found located outside the Libra Apartment complex [...Read More...]
Anoli: Where are they now?
Anoli related activity has been at a record low the past few months, and we can’t help but wonder what in the world happened to the enthusiastic group that had proclaimed themselves the city’s redeemers. The Office of Swords continues to make no definitive statement on the matter, but warns citizens not let their guards down even during this lull. [...Read More...]
Creeper or Savior?
On Wednesday, a teenage visitor was seen with a number of underage girls in the Capricorn Ward. They appeared to be safe, but any attempts to get near them resulted in harsh words and a Persona summoning from the Visitor [...Read More...]
Risen from the Grave: fact or fiction?
Rumors of Red Lion still alive are greatly exaggerated, Chief of Police has confirmed. While local residents claim to have seen a lone figure wearing the well-known colors and outfit of the beloved icon patrolling around the city, no one has stepped up or captured the so-called ghost on camera.
Demonic forces on the other hand, claim that they had been having a hard time with…[...Read More...]
Mysterious vigilante causes havoc!
Reports have been flying in about a brightly-dressed weirdo with a cape running around tasing muggers in the shadier parts of the districts. While their identity remains unknown, they are believed to be a armed and highly dangerous visitor [...Read More...]
Pyro Jacks on the Prowl
With October around the corner, the city would like to remind everyone to exercise extra caution during this spooky season. Remember, Pyro Jacks may be cute, but they’re still demons! Never try to catch and keep one as a pet (we had enough of that last year, friends) and remember to keep your doors and windows locked tight, as they’ve been known to start their ‘trick or trick’ shenanigans early each year. [...Read More...]
City Council Meeting
There have been rumors of a city council meeting regarding the status of the Visitors in the city. As you all know, we take a neutral stance on anything involving politics. As of now, there is still no released information to the public.. A representative from the mayor's office has issued a statement saying that there should be information coming soon and that [...Read More...]
Hyperactive Visitor Solves Puzzles
An anonymous Visitor spent most of Tuesday lecturing largely indifferent crowds in Virgo District on how to solve classic puzzles like the Towers of Hanoi and sliding 15-puzzles. When asked why [...Read More...]
* - *
TEENBEAT MAGAZINE FEED
In this Issue: hotties hotties everywhere, sexy relationship advice, and cool astrology funtimes!!
Hotties of Hinoto-Ri
SQUEE!! You’ve seen our answers in the past, but now we want to hear from you! Send in your answers below for who you think is the absolute HOTTEST visitor in the city, and we’ll share the juicy results in our next issue!!
Site of the Week!
OMG!! Best Shrine ever or bestest shrine ever?
The Luv Guru
Dear Akane,
I have a crush on a boy, but his Persona is a ghoul! Should I be worried?
- Thriller Girl
Dear Thriller Girl,
That only depends on how much you consider Personas to be another facet of yourself. We all have good and bad sides. So if you feel a little ghoulsey, then I say go for it!
-Akane
***
Dear Akane,
What's the difference between a crush and loving someone?
- Mystery
Dear Mystery,
Night and Day.
-Akane
***
Dear Akane,
Do you think the Junes Prince will ever come back? :(
- A Saddened Princess
Dear Princess,
If I was a Prince, I wouldn't be stuck in Hinoto-Ri. It might be best to move on.
-Akane
> Send your queries to Akane at akane.luvguru@teenbeat.jp!
ASTROLOGY DAILY TIPS!!
OMG! So Astrology is a super big thing in the city, but did you know it affects you too!? Make sure you read our hot horoscope hints to figure out how to best make use of your star sign this coming month!! As you know October’s coming up so here’s something a little different this time, LOL!!!
Aries: Hey, Aries, it's a good day for a passionate beast like you! Things for you today are really heating up! They're... really heating up!
...They're really, really heating up.
Do you smell smoke?
Taurus: Now is the time to completely transform yourself, Taurus. Big changes are in store for you. It's time for you to stop wriggling with the rest of them in a writhing mass of worms. Pupate like a maggot and really start buzzing!
Watch for fly swatters.
Gemini: Curious today? Can never seem to sit still? Trying to figure out what's been going on by getting into other people's business?
It isn't healthy to stick your nose in places where it doesn't belong. Better watch yourself, Gemini.
Cancer: The red sweater or the blue one? Should you take the stairs or the escalator today? Pizza or salad for lunch?
The life of a friend, or the life of a lover?
Boy, you just can't decide anything today, can you, Cancer? :)
Leo: Look at you, Leo, so prideful, so confident. Everyone loves you, with your devillish looks, your stunning eyes, and your oustanding charisma. Look at yourself in the mirror often today, Leo! Just be mindful of the reflection of the jealous old woman standing right behind you.
(Does not apply to vampires.)
Virgo: Virgo, you're feeling rather unappreciated by others lately, for all of this work you've done. Years of your life dedicated towards meddling in the affairs of everyone around you to make sure those good-for-nothings didn't overdraw those accounts, misfile those reports, or burn the coffee, and for what? No promotions in sight for you today; you may want to find a way to destress.
Though we wouldn't suggest you use that knife on those poor, innocent lives, Virgo. No, we hear that guns have a much higher productivity rating!
Libra: Libra, you know that promotion that Virgo is always eagerly talking about? Well, we've heard in good confidence that you've earned it!
Might want to get those celebrations out of the way soon, we also hear that you have quite a few funerals to attend next week.
Scorpio: It's dark and it's quiet, you don't know where you are, you can't even tell up from down and the silence is so suffocating, you can't breath. You scratch at your throat desperately, and you try to scream but there's nothing. You feel so small, so powerless.
We're sure it's nothing, really, maybe you're coming down with a cold?
Sagittarius: Don't focus too hard on one goal, Sagittarius. Intense focus can make you lose sight of everything around you. Literally! Haven't you ever heard of a little something called the event horizon?
We suggest spending more time with your friends and family immediately if you want to avoid destroying all of existence as we know it.
Capricorn: Now Capricorn, we all have our off days, but there really is no excuse for your negligence. You used to be so full of energy, but you've really let yourself go, and you don't even seem to care! It seems the only thing that's not lifeless about you is your still-growing hair, fingernails, teeth, and the worms taking up residence in your empty eyesockets... You really need to get out of your little box more often!
Aquarius: Today, everyone will be following your lead, Aquarius! Get ready to take charge as everyone around you relies on your every command to get them through their day. They'll act how you act, they'll think how you think, dress how you dress.
Soon, everyone will be assimilated. Soon, we will all be you.
Pisces: Pisces, we had something extremely important to tell you, but it seems we've misplaced your horoscope. We think it had something to do with that staff meeting next Tuesday, and the lives of many innocents that you very well could have saved. Well, whatever it was, we apologize for the inconvenience. In the meantime, due to our careless errors, all Pisces are now officially cancelled. If you are a Pisces, please know that you have been cancelled.
City-Wide Illness Confirmed, Related to the Virgo Monster
Residents of the City are bracing for the worst, after the standoff between the Visitors and the Virgo monster came to an abrupt end. Investigations are still ongoing about the mysterious illness that struck many citizens and visitors alike, but the source has been confirmed as the creature itself.
The death toll from the demons and humans who were affected is now at six—a policeman, a member of the Staff of Swords, and four civilians. At least 94 are reportedly wounded - mostly civilians.
As to why the Virgo monster was not defeated by the missiles as first previous thought, the Office refused to comment. However, we have footage of the Visitors engaging the beast on the 21st and [...Read more...]
When Visitors Attack?
A workman in Sagittarius District, who wishes to remain anonymous for his own safety, says that he and several young men were recently attacked by an insane sword-wielding Visitor claiming to be stopping a mugging. As he was walking home from work that evening [...Read More...]
Flying Dolphins Take over
The group of flying demon dolphins has been gaining influence in the city as of late, forming their own pod and taking over the darker parts of the Taurus district. The mayor has issued a warning not to approach the rowdy gang [...Read More...]
Omurice Mystery
Unexplained mass omelet appearance, which reliable eyewitnesses report were filled with rice, were found located outside the Libra Apartment complex [...Read More...]
Anoli: Where are they now?
Anoli related activity has been at a record low the past few months, and we can’t help but wonder what in the world happened to the enthusiastic group that had proclaimed themselves the city’s redeemers. The Office of Swords continues to make no definitive statement on the matter, but warns citizens not let their guards down even during this lull. [...Read More...]
Creeper or Savior?
On Wednesday, a teenage visitor was seen with a number of underage girls in the Capricorn Ward. They appeared to be safe, but any attempts to get near them resulted in harsh words and a Persona summoning from the Visitor [...Read More...]
Risen from the Grave: fact or fiction?
Rumors of Red Lion still alive are greatly exaggerated, Chief of Police has confirmed. While local residents claim to have seen a lone figure wearing the well-known colors and outfit of the beloved icon patrolling around the city, no one has stepped up or captured the so-called ghost on camera.
Demonic forces on the other hand, claim that they had been having a hard time with…[...Read More...]
Mysterious vigilante causes havoc!
Reports have been flying in about a brightly-dressed weirdo with a cape running around tasing muggers in the shadier parts of the districts. While their identity remains unknown, they are believed to be a armed and highly dangerous visitor [...Read More...]
Pyro Jacks on the Prowl
With October around the corner, the city would like to remind everyone to exercise extra caution during this spooky season. Remember, Pyro Jacks may be cute, but they’re still demons! Never try to catch and keep one as a pet (we had enough of that last year, friends) and remember to keep your doors and windows locked tight, as they’ve been known to start their ‘trick or trick’ shenanigans early each year. [...Read More...]
City Council Meeting
There have been rumors of a city council meeting regarding the status of the Visitors in the city. As you all know, we take a neutral stance on anything involving politics. As of now, there is still no released information to the public.. A representative from the mayor's office has issued a statement saying that there should be information coming soon and that [...Read More...]
Hyperactive Visitor Solves Puzzles
An anonymous Visitor spent most of Tuesday lecturing largely indifferent crowds in Virgo District on how to solve classic puzzles like the Towers of Hanoi and sliding 15-puzzles. When asked why [...Read More...]
* - *
TEENBEAT MAGAZINE FEED
In this Issue: hotties hotties everywhere, sexy relationship advice, and cool astrology funtimes!!
Hotties of Hinoto-Ri
SQUEE!! You’ve seen our answers in the past, but now we want to hear from you! Send in your answers below for who you think is the absolute HOTTEST visitor in the city, and we’ll share the juicy results in our next issue!!
Site of the Week!
OMG!! Best Shrine ever or bestest shrine ever?
The Luv Guru
Dear Akane,
I have a crush on a boy, but his Persona is a ghoul! Should I be worried?
- Thriller Girl
Dear Thriller Girl,
That only depends on how much you consider Personas to be another facet of yourself. We all have good and bad sides. So if you feel a little ghoulsey, then I say go for it!
-Akane
***
Dear Akane,
What's the difference between a crush and loving someone?
- Mystery
Dear Mystery,
Night and Day.
-Akane
***
Dear Akane,
Do you think the Junes Prince will ever come back? :(
- A Saddened Princess
Dear Princess,
If I was a Prince, I wouldn't be stuck in Hinoto-Ri. It might be best to move on.
-Akane
> Send your queries to Akane at akane.luvguru@teenbeat.jp!
ASTROLOGY DAILY TIPS!!
OMG! So Astrology is a super big thing in the city, but did you know it affects you too!? Make sure you read our hot horoscope hints to figure out how to best make use of your star sign this coming month!! As you know October’s coming up so here’s something a little different this time, LOL!!!
Aries: Hey, Aries, it's a good day for a passionate beast like you! Things for you today are really heating up! They're... really heating up!
...They're really, really heating up.
Do you smell smoke?
Taurus: Now is the time to completely transform yourself, Taurus. Big changes are in store for you. It's time for you to stop wriggling with the rest of them in a writhing mass of worms. Pupate like a maggot and really start buzzing!
Watch for fly swatters.
Gemini: Curious today? Can never seem to sit still? Trying to figure out what's been going on by getting into other people's business?
It isn't healthy to stick your nose in places where it doesn't belong. Better watch yourself, Gemini.
Cancer: The red sweater or the blue one? Should you take the stairs or the escalator today? Pizza or salad for lunch?
The life of a friend, or the life of a lover?
Boy, you just can't decide anything today, can you, Cancer? :)
Leo: Look at you, Leo, so prideful, so confident. Everyone loves you, with your devillish looks, your stunning eyes, and your oustanding charisma. Look at yourself in the mirror often today, Leo! Just be mindful of the reflection of the jealous old woman standing right behind you.
(Does not apply to vampires.)
Virgo: Virgo, you're feeling rather unappreciated by others lately, for all of this work you've done. Years of your life dedicated towards meddling in the affairs of everyone around you to make sure those good-for-nothings didn't overdraw those accounts, misfile those reports, or burn the coffee, and for what? No promotions in sight for you today; you may want to find a way to destress.
Though we wouldn't suggest you use that knife on those poor, innocent lives, Virgo. No, we hear that guns have a much higher productivity rating!
Libra: Libra, you know that promotion that Virgo is always eagerly talking about? Well, we've heard in good confidence that you've earned it!
Might want to get those celebrations out of the way soon, we also hear that you have quite a few funerals to attend next week.
Scorpio: It's dark and it's quiet, you don't know where you are, you can't even tell up from down and the silence is so suffocating, you can't breath. You scratch at your throat desperately, and you try to scream but there's nothing. You feel so small, so powerless.
We're sure it's nothing, really, maybe you're coming down with a cold?
Sagittarius: Don't focus too hard on one goal, Sagittarius. Intense focus can make you lose sight of everything around you. Literally! Haven't you ever heard of a little something called the event horizon?
We suggest spending more time with your friends and family immediately if you want to avoid destroying all of existence as we know it.
Capricorn: Now Capricorn, we all have our off days, but there really is no excuse for your negligence. You used to be so full of energy, but you've really let yourself go, and you don't even seem to care! It seems the only thing that's not lifeless about you is your still-growing hair, fingernails, teeth, and the worms taking up residence in your empty eyesockets... You really need to get out of your little box more often!
Aquarius: Today, everyone will be following your lead, Aquarius! Get ready to take charge as everyone around you relies on your every command to get them through their day. They'll act how you act, they'll think how you think, dress how you dress.
Soon, everyone will be assimilated. Soon, we will all be you.
Pisces: Pisces, we had something extremely important to tell you, but it seems we've misplaced your horoscope. We think it had something to do with that staff meeting next Tuesday, and the lives of many innocents that you very well could have saved. Well, whatever it was, we apologize for the inconvenience. In the meantime, due to our careless errors, all Pisces are now officially cancelled. If you are a Pisces, please know that you have been cancelled.
akane.luvguru@teenbeat.jp
If you want to send something and keep it as a surprise to the other players, PM the mod account!]
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(Anonymous) 2013-09-27 02:39 am (UTC)(link)Um, um...so Desco had a secret boyfriend, because he didn't know Desco was his girlfriend? But then Desco let the secret slip and it turned out that he already had a girlfriend, and also he was a girl, so Desco actually had a secret girlfriend! And since everything Desco's girlfriend has is also Desco's, that means Desco has two girlfriends now!
So Desco just wants to know what she's supposed to do now that she has a harem. Does she need to buy silk sheets? Or maybe she needs to drape her bed in velvet? And where is Desco going to get a eunuch guard to protect their virtue? Is it appropriate to just get a regular guard and make him a eunuch?
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Is that me?
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Is that his face?
That is, indeed, his face. On an advertisement. Honestly, he's more concerned about the sudden intrusion of actually having a photo of him displayed like that, than the contents of the advertisement itself. How did they even get a photo of him like that?
...Perhaps it was better not to know.]
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However, she did pause and stare. Is that Alcor's face?
...Nope, not going to deal with it. Nope.]
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