Fireshard 1:The Meaningless Holiday [video]

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

[Today, as a lot of the Visitors may have noticed with only a passing glance, is September 19. For Faris, this date holds no real significance.

But there was no escaping the fact that someone, somewhere, knew about International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

And a lot of the people that did had found her.]

Anyone mind tellin' me why everyone's tryin' to do really bad impressions of me today?

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Voice

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

Crime, lifestlyle, what's the difference really? Sure, I haven't been doin' much o' what I used to since I came here but can you blame me? There's not enough sea for it.

Voice

[echo_of_a_jedi]

Or space.

[Hey, she's from Star Wars, all the pirates and smugglers are in space.]

Not really enough free money floating around the economy to get much out of robbing people, either.

Voice

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

Well yeah. Not much gettin' anywhere when there's a big wall around you.

[Wrong space.]

But hey, I'm flexible. Goin' out demonslaying is almost like old times.

Voice

[echo_of_a_jedi]

No kidding. Lots of violent types where you're from, too?

Voice

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

Not like monsters come in other types, right?

Voice

[echo_of_a_jedi]

I've met a few friendly demons here. It's the ones who are only out during the 13th Hour you have to watch out for.

Voice

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

...Oh. Guess I've only run into the bad kind.

[Not actually true: she was just drunk enough not to remember running into any of the good kind.]