[text] the best way to arrive is by ambulance

[palletless]

um hello, my name is red
i'm currently staying at the hospital right now i guess?
thank you for taking care of me but

i'm sort of confused
am i hallucinating all this or what
i need to contact my mom

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momsona would have been an amazing idea why didn't I think of that-

[palletless]

i'm "too young to swear", but i'm inclined to agree
i took down the rockets, but i chose to do that because i believed in it
you can't just have people do things they don't believe in

true
i'm not exactly an athlete
i should be by now, but genes aren't on my side in that department

that's fine, it might as well be a codename anyway
gotcha

and thank you, by the way

if we had a gold with a momsona she would steal all of his money and buy his useless crap. thanksmom

[getoutclaus]

Well you can force them to do things they don't believe in; people do it all the time.

Maybe that's what this is; who can tell just yet? I'm sure as hell not convinced either way.

You're not an athlete but you should be by now... and you were on a mountain? Were you some kind of wanderer?

And don't mention it, seriously.

gold!momsona would be a support with eight slots of treasure radar

[palletless]

you can, but you really shouldn't
that's not where real effort comes from
then it's just forced responsibility

yeah, sort of
i wasn't really supposed to be wandering anymore
i'm a trainer- we go around with our pokemon and battle one another
i became champion, which means i was supposed to guard my region
well, two, since johto and kanto share a champion
so i was supposed to stay put and wait for emergencies
i got asked to check out something on the mountain, so i jumped at the opportunity i guess

dammit mom!

[getoutclaus]

[It's best not to try and lecture someone like Santa on the pros and cons of forcing people to do crazy things they don't want to do lolNonaryGame so he ignores that part of the conversation now]

I'm guessing that's sort of like one of those guys who fights with demons here or something? A trainer? I'm just tossing these ideas around though so stop me if they sound retarded.

Whatever it means; if you were a champ then I guess you're hot shit?

mutation skill- beat someone's face in with the piggy bank, instant KO

[palletless]

[Sssshhhh, the longer it takes for him to fall in to the pit trap of numbers: the game, the more likely he is to NOT get pissy about it!]

i guess so
i mean, pokemon can't talk
not really anyway

and a trainer has to defeat all their regions gym leaders- masters of a specific pokemon type -to even get to challenge the league champ
it's a big deal but i don't really want it to be
hopefully someday someone will challenge me and the baton will get passed
that's how it works

but that implies she'll be useful and not a money wasting dead weight :o

[getoutclaus]

Lemme guess; honour stops you from just taking a dive and passing the torch that way?

I guess if it's as big a pain as you seem to think it is it'd be less like passing the torch and more using the torch to light someone on fire.

[palletless]

i wouldn't be champion if i didn't enjoy battling
it would be like really wanting to become a baker, then giving up once you're successful

i guess there's just aspects of it i wasn't...anticipating
i was in it to prove me and my team could do it
i didn't want to become a political cop