[text] the best way to arrive is by ambulance

[palletless]

um hello, my name is red
i'm currently staying at the hospital right now i guess?
thank you for taking care of me but

i'm sort of confused
am i hallucinating all this or what
i need to contact my mom

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[palletless]

that's bulbasaur
it's not common where i'm from, but it's well-known as one of the best starter pokemon
i have one, but he's evolved in to a venusaur by now
he's sort of too big for me to take out in here anyway
he'd break my bed

and probably my legs

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[akihisaful]

Bulbasaur... Oh okay, it's a dinosaur and has a bulb on its back, that's why it's called Bulbasaur?

[Breakig...legs....]

And something that would be used as a bio-weapon?

[GOOD THING HIMEJI-SAN AND MINAMI AREN'T AROUND TO HEAR THIS.]

[palletless]

um

#003 Venusaur, the Seed Pokemon. The flower on its back catches the sun's rays. The sunlight is then absorbed and used for energy. 6'07", 220.5lbs.

he's really big, that's all

[akihisaful]

Oh.

Whew, okay, that sounds a little too heavy for anyone I know to pick up.

[palletless]

slate is heavier
i'd really rather have them out
it'd be too disruptive i guess

but it's really quiet here and it's sort of eerie

[akihisaful]

Well it is the hospital after all, I think you should keep them away for now.

[palletless]

i guess
when i had my tonsils out they let me bring straw
but he sort of zapped some of the machines...

i thought mom was going to strangle him

[akihisaful]

Uh... Straw? Zapped?

[Last time he checked, straws don't electrocute things...]

[palletless]

my pikachu, he's an electric type
and a little too hyper for hospitals i guess?

[akihisaful]

Pika... chu...

[ok]

Yeah, having anything that can zap things is generally not good at hospitals. It'll affect the machines used for patients who depend on them and they could die.

[palletless]

#025 Pikachu, the Mouse Pokemon. It keeps its tail raised to monitor its surroundings. If you yank its tail, it will try to bite you. 1'04", 13.2lbs.

he's a bit hyper
and sassy
and not very good at following orders
but he was my first pokemon, so we're sort of attached to each other

[akihisaful]

A mouse... Pokemon. What's a "Pokemon"...? Is that some kind of taming monster thing?