Sam Erstwhile (
primordial) wrote in
compnetwork2013-07-13 01:45 am
001 - [Video]
[The video feed clicks on, and at first, you might mistake the person on screen to be a dirty mop, what with the long messy strands of brown hair hanging down from his head. But on second glance, no, there's a face underneath all that, and it doesn't look that happy.]
W-why am I here? Again?! I didn't ask anybody to be here, this is not what I wanted, this is really, really, not good at all!!!
[And he murmurs and shakes his head, looking down at the ground as it he is wishing it could open up and swallow him right then and there.]
...
Yeah. Um. So...my name's Sam. Sam Erstwhile. I was here before, and then I was back home...and I guess I'm back here again. I don't know. So, really, you don't need to tell me about the whole Persona thing, I know about it. I still don't understand why in the world they would choose me to be here again...I'm no one special. Really, I'm not.
[A sigh.]
Erm, so has anything changed recently that I need to know about? Same old, same old? No crazy other-world field trips or the like? I don't think I could deal with another other-world field trip, the last one was horrible...
W-why am I here? Again?! I didn't ask anybody to be here, this is not what I wanted, this is really, really, not good at all!!!
[And he murmurs and shakes his head, looking down at the ground as it he is wishing it could open up and swallow him right then and there.]
...
Yeah. Um. So...my name's Sam. Sam Erstwhile. I was here before, and then I was back home...and I guess I'm back here again. I don't know. So, really, you don't need to tell me about the whole Persona thing, I know about it. I still don't understand why in the world they would choose me to be here again...I'm no one special. Really, I'm not.
[A sigh.]
Erm, so has anything changed recently that I need to know about? Same old, same old? No crazy other-world field trips or the like? I don't think I could deal with another other-world field trip, the last one was horrible...

Video
Not a clue.
Buut, if I were to guess, I'd say not the government. Usually, institutions like that do jack-shit 90% of the time and completely self-serving things the other 10%. Considering some of the crap that's come about from people like us, and only the stuff that I've seen since showing up here, I doubt we're really in their best interest.
Video
Plus, it seems that a lot of people don't really like us in the first place, so it's kind of weird that someone would go out of their way to bring people as useless as me here to fix their problems...
Video
Maybe you're supposed to be the cheerleader.
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I'd be horrible even as a cheerleader.
Plus I don't think I could pull off the skirt...
Video
[He snaps his fingers off camera and smirks when a hot pink, pleated, skirt appears on Sam.]
I don't know, man, I think you look pretty nice in one.
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[He looks confused at what Lannister is saying, before he suddenly feels something on him and looks down-]
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-the HELL?!
Video--->Voice 3/3!!
What was that for? I didn't mean that seriously!!!!
Voice
Just a bit of fun, my friend, we all have to find it somewhere. Besides, it seemed like you needed a distraction.
Voice
[And he lets out a sigh as soon as he gets the darn thing off, throwing it to the side like a piece of garbage.]
What are you, some kind of magician?
Voice
[He realizes that demons aren't all that well liked around these parts, but he's decided he doesn't care. He hasn't been shy about himself for centuries, why start now?]
Maybe next time I'll make it blue instead, pink didn't seem like your color.
Voice
[And a slight huff.] I'd rather you not do it again, thank you...
Re: Voice
You're no fun.
Also, that's rude! How do you know what a demon should look like?
Voice
Voice
No, sorry, no one back home looks like that except the 'demons' on T.V.
Voice
You don't have any cool true forms or anything? What you are is what you are?
Voice
Besides, what's so cool about having horns anyway? Seems to me they'd make doorframes difficult. Oh, I've got wings, though! I suppose that's the one part of it the media's got right, if only partially.
Voice
Wings? Can you fly with them? And what type are they, bat or bird wings? Or neither?
Re: Voice
...you're just full of all sorts of questions, aren't you, Mr. Curiosity?
Voice
[He looks embarrassed, shaking his head.]
Oh? Oh, gosh, I'm sorry, I'm just...really interested. I mean, it's not like I have demons or something like that back home. Just in fairy tales, really.
Voice
[This is the most fun he's had in a while, he'll have to remember to press this guy's buttons more often.]
Voice
[HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW HOW TO DESTROY YOU LATER ON IF HE NEEDS TO GOSH]