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[angryyoungvamp]

Still never going to get used to not having to get used to this thing.

Okay, so. I think I've got a little more handle on how this city works. Thanks to everybody who helped me get my feet on the ground. I never thought I'd be glad for Metatropolis being weird sh... stuff central, but it makes adjusting go faster.

[He knows this place drags kids here, or at least teenagers. Self-censoring is go.]

Though I've got to say, the coffin and garlic jokes just because I'm used to the night shift wear a little thin. I can't be the only guy here who usually gets up when the sun goes down, can I? Anybody else get that feeling?

[This is his attempt at being subtle about saying "where my Kindred at, yo?" Because he's not used to coming to a new city without actual introductions and contacts and things. As much as he hates his clan's organization sometimes, it makes knowing who's in on things much easier. Not like he can ask normal people where he can get blood at this time of night.]

Oh, by the way. Guess I should introduce myself if anyone cares. I'm Maugris, I'm new here. I know about weird occult or paranormal things, so if you need help with that stuff, let me know - just know that I'm usually asleep during the day.

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[angryyoungvamp]

Great. There's always some idiot who makes a bad situation worse because they think their issues are more important than a big problem that threatens everybody.

What's these guys' problem, and why did they name themselves after a lizard?

[That's anole with an e. And I'm sorry, I just wanted to make this joke in continuity.]

[phantom_envoy]

Pretty much. And in any given situation, you'll have people who just want to make as much trouble as they can.

[Phantom Girl gives a small shrug.]

It has to do with Persona. It's kind of oddly reminiscent of Earth history, actually - they think Persona users are 'superior' and 'evolved'. You can figure it out from there.

And maybe they want to say that as many times as we cut their tails off, they'll grow back. Who knows?

[angryyoungvamp]

Oh, great. Yeah, I know plenty of guys who think like that. Let me guess, they think people who can use Personas should be in charge just because they can pull monsters out of their brain?

[phantom_envoy]

Got it in one.

[Phantom Girl gives a small shrug.]

Isn't that always the way? Among any group of sentient species, you can bet that someone is always arguing about who gets to be in charge because they're better somehow.

Anyway, their idea of proving superiority is apparently to blow things up and kill people, but... that's secondhand information.

[angryyoungvamp]

It always is. Even if they were better it wouldn't mean they could just go around killing people just because they weren't, but try telling them that.

Basically screw those guys.

[phantom_envoy]

Pretty much.

If they show their faces, I hope they're ready to take some 31st century style justice. Not that we're encouraged to use lethal force or anything.

[angryyoungvamp]

Well, yeah, obviously. I might have a few words with them myself if I run into them.

[Granted, his idea of a nonlethal takedown relies heavily on intimidation, because he's not good at fisticuffs and his other major nonlethal option is very unpleasant.]

[phantom_envoy]

...Anyway. If you want more information, you should probably ask someone who's been around a little longer.

[Phantom Girl gives a shrug.]

Here's hoping werewolves never become an issue.

[angryyoungvamp]

Alright, I'll have to see what I can dig up.

I hope so, too. They're nice to have on your side, but getting them there is not easy.

[phantom_envoy]

I'm guessing obedience school is out of the question?

[Cultural sensitivity is one of her strong points.]

[angryyoungvamp]

Not if I want to walk away from the conversation with all of my limbs still attached, no.

[He's not actually sure how sensitive werewolves are, but obedience school is offensive to just about anyone.]

[phantom_envoy]

Eh. Limbs are overrated. You can get cybernetic implants; we'll call you Machine Man and you can audition for a spot on the team.

[angryyoungvamp]

Well, seeing as you're the only one I know who would know where to get those, you'll be the first person I call if I ever need a robot arm.

[phantom_envoy]

I'll start planning in advance. There's no good having a robot arm if it doesn't shoot three different kinds of lasers.

...Well, good to hear you're settling in. I'm glad I helped one person, anyway.

[angryyoungvamp]

Heh. Well, of course. Shooting lasers is what robot arms are for.

Yeah. Thanks, really. Trying to deal with all this would have been a lot worse without someone to explain how things work here.

[phantom_envoy]

No problem. You can just slip the gratuity under my door when I'm out tonight; no biggie.

Oh -- Wait, I guess you won't be around, either. Have fun on your date -- dinner date!

[angryyoungvamp]

Didn't we already go over the date thing?

[He doesn't seem that upset, though.]

[phantom_envoy]

We did, but I choose to ignore it in favor of creating a reality where I get to tease you more.

[Phantom Girl smiles disarmingly.]

Date or not, have fun. I'll catch you later.

[angryyoungvamp]

Eh, there are worse reasons to ignore reality.

[He smiles back, chuckling.]

Thanks. See you later.