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[von_schweetz]

[Today, you are greeted by a very tiny Cu Chulainn over the video feed, wearing full armor and toting around a tiny spear.]

Oh my gosh! You guys! This is amazing! Look at me, look at me! So coooooool!

Oh! Oh! You gotta see this too!

[Vanellope redirects the camera at her employees, Cu Chulainn and Tam Lin, who are dressed in turquoise hoodies, candy wrapper skirts, and peppermint striped tights. They also have candy stuck in their hair. Their quiet, displeased looks say it all.]

Isn't this great? [She giggles gleefully.] This is the best ever!

Itchy! Did you get candy in your hair too? I wanna seeeeeee!

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[all_wound_up]

Vanellope-chan? Where did you get that spear and suit of armor?

[von_schweetz]

I dunno! Woke up today and I said to myself, "Man, I feel like I'm roasting!" and guess what? I was! But it was so cool that I didn't wanna- no wait, it wasn't cool-cool, it was awesome-cool, not the temperature cool.

I forget where I was going with this...oh yeah! Isn't it great?!

[She can stab one of the cheeseburgers at Tappers and eat it like a toasted marshmallow. This is way too fun.]

[all_wound_up]

Is that why Tam Lin and Cu Chulainn are wearing your clothes? Did they wake up like that today too?

[von_schweetz]

I guess so! I haven't seen'em in anything different. I told them to stop being sourpusses and change clothes if it's that bad, but they can't find their armor. Also, someone told me they'd have to get haircuts to get the candy off.

[all_wound_up]

They don't look very happy about it.