仲村 ゆり | NAKAMURA YURI (
leadthebeats) wrote in
compnetwork2013-06-17 01:21 pm
four ☆ video.
[ When the feed's video flickers to life, people watching may notice one of two things: the first being that there's something a little different about Yuri's hair; it's been braided, after all! And the second? She's wearing something that, surprisingly, isn't the uniform from the afterlife.
After coughing into her mouth - it's a fake cough, don't worry! - she clears her throat, finally speaking up, her voice clear, concise, and somewhat serious. ]
Things seem to be normal at least. That means I can finally ask. I'm low on cash, so it seems that I don't have much of a choice: is anybody hiring? I don't mind learning from scratch, but only qualifications for a job is that it has to not kill me and that it's not perverted. As long as it meets those two, anything's fine. That means no cosplay cafes or pole dancing. If you even dare say something that breaks those requirements, well...
[ There's an innocent grin that curls on her lips as she speaks up in a cheery voice, her eyes widening like a child who just got a candy from a candy store. ]
I won't hesitate to punch you in the face, alright?
[ Then she goes back to her serious... or at least, somewhat serious voice as she tosses her hair aside, folding her arms over her chest as she continues. ]
And now that's out of the way... Are there any girls, women, any person, human or not human of the female gender who are willing to go shopping with me? I'd go with somebody-- but the people I know are idiots and are guys and I don't want them bringing up all their perverted, lewd, lecherous comments while I'm trying to get new clothes. So, if anybody's up for it, message me back.
After coughing into her mouth - it's a fake cough, don't worry! - she clears her throat, finally speaking up, her voice clear, concise, and somewhat serious. ]
Things seem to be normal at least. That means I can finally ask. I'm low on cash, so it seems that I don't have much of a choice: is anybody hiring? I don't mind learning from scratch, but only qualifications for a job is that it has to not kill me and that it's not perverted. As long as it meets those two, anything's fine. That means no cosplay cafes or pole dancing. If you even dare say something that breaks those requirements, well...
[ There's an innocent grin that curls on her lips as she speaks up in a cheery voice, her eyes widening like a child who just got a candy from a candy store. ]
I won't hesitate to punch you in the face, alright?
[ Then she goes back to her serious... or at least, somewhat serious voice as she tosses her hair aside, folding her arms over her chest as she continues. ]
And now that's out of the way... Are there any girls, women, any person, human or not human of the female gender who are willing to go shopping with me? I'd go with somebody-- but the people I know are idiots and are guys and I don't want them bringing up all their perverted, lewd, lecherous comments while I'm trying to get new clothes. So, if anybody's up for it, message me back.

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[ ... Obviously. Not even going to say where because she doesn't have to. This wasn't her first time wearing something other than a school uniform, but it's been a while (since around graduation, anyway) since she's worn something that isn't, well, that. ]
And they look exactly the same. Just pick one or buy both.
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[He eyed the bag of clothes she was holding curiously.] ...How long have you been out? [If she's on her way back to the apartment and too tired to deal with him, he'll just shop on his own, but if she's just getting started...]
[He turns his attention back to the identical shirts, deciding to abandon them both for the time being, instead looking at a form fitting lime green t-shirt. It's kind of bright, but it might not look bad under the teal shirt with quarter-sleeves hanging nearby... He grabs the green shirt, holding it up in front of himself for her to see.] What do you think of this one?
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Not that long. [ Considering that she... only has one bag. DON'T JUDGE HER... ] ... And don't get that unless you want me to dye your hair the same color.
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He'll claim fake paternity over your non-existent unborn children any day, Yuri.]Eh- Dye my..!? [He can't say he was expecting her to take it quite that far. She could have just said she didn't like the color, right?]
You haven't even seen what it looks like... [He mutters to himself, huffing a little under his breath before grabbing it and the teal shirt both, draping them over his arm.]
[Although he still wanted some approval, so he wandered down the aisle, grabbing a pale blue t-shirt with a v-neck.] What about this one? Is this better? [He's not putting the other shirts back, but he's also not going to leave until she finds something she likes on him.]
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[ And there's a mischievous grin on her lips. ]
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S...ure. Let me just pay for these. [Because you know what, Yuri? He likes that garish green shirt, thank you. So he takes he shirts up front and pays for them, taking the bag of his purchases and waiting by the door.]
So where are we going?
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[ Well, if Yuri ever finds out about that green shirt, she really will dye his hair green for the day and not tell him how to get it off until the end of the day. ]
Also, you can carry some of my bags, too.
[ This isn't going to end well. ]
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Sure, but I meant where are we going first? [He moves to the front doors, holding one open for her to go out first, following her once she's outside. If carrying her bags is the worst thing that happens to him on this trip, he'll consider it a success.]
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Do you really want to know?
[ Because they're going to head into a costume store first before actually doing some serious shopping. ]
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[He seems unfazed as she walks toward a costume store, not thinking much of it. Maybe he could get her to buy a maid outfit or something...]
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[ Or maybe Hinata should. Especially since this is Yuri and all... ]
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Ohh, I see. You're into cosplay now? I'll be the butler, and you can be the maid, how about that~
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Why else would we be going to the costume store if we weren't getting costumes?
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[ Thankfully, she won't take out her knife out in front of others, especially since she's not stupid enough to get herself banned from the stores... she needs her clothes, after all! ]