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compnetwork2013-06-07 10:32 pm
phantom_envoy) wrote in compnetwork2013-06-07 10:32 pm
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[action, all Hinoto-Ri]
[Throughout the streets of Hinoto-Ri this morning, a strange phenomenon manifests itself for a good hour or two. A girl in a bizarre white costume ensemble darts and zips up and down the streets like a gigantic dove in flight, heedless of anyone or anything in her way... Although 'heedless' might be a bit of an understatement. The vast majority of the time, she flits straight through the obstruction in her past, slipping past as insubstantially as a ghost and occasionally offering apologies on the way.]
Whoops! 'Scuse me, pardon me... Totally didn't see you there. Oh, geez, I swear, food tastes totally the same afterwards; you don't have to worry about it at all. ...Well, let's be honest here, you probably didn't want that junk going down your gut, any - whoa! Watch the purse, lady. Hey, I practically did you a favor.
[Eventually, she'll slow down long enough to drift slightly closer to the ground and perform a dramatic 360 in mid-air.]
Wow. I am definitely not in Kansas anymore. ...Not that I've ever been to Kansas in the first place although I think that's where Superboy comes from, but this totally isn't Kansas, either. ...Not enough farms.
[video, public]
[The feed flickers on to reveal a girl in a strange costume with an expression of resignation.]
Alright, ahem, listen up, fair citizens of... Prehistoria! Here's the deal. My name is Phantom Girl, I'm from the 31st century - yes, that's three-one - and I don't really have time to wander around some retro Asian city. ....Wait, this is 'Asia', right? I've only ever seen a place like this in a history book. It is kind of cool to be back in prehistoric times again, but that's what the Time Bubble is for, and we don't use it for vacations. And, no offense, but I wouldn't take a vacation here, anyway. It's kind of... cramped for me.
So I hear you've got some problems that need fixing. Spill the details, I'll take care of it, and then I'll be back to my time, if you all don't mind. I'm sure you're all very nice people, and I know whatever you're going through must be super hard, but... I've got like, whole planets I need to be looking out for here. Cities are great, but I'm pretty sure Takron-Galtos is having like, the 6th breakout in as many months, so... yeah.
OK, so! Problem number one, go.
[Throughout the streets of Hinoto-Ri this morning, a strange phenomenon manifests itself for a good hour or two. A girl in a bizarre white costume ensemble darts and zips up and down the streets like a gigantic dove in flight, heedless of anyone or anything in her way... Although 'heedless' might be a bit of an understatement. The vast majority of the time, she flits straight through the obstruction in her past, slipping past as insubstantially as a ghost and occasionally offering apologies on the way.]
Whoops! 'Scuse me, pardon me... Totally didn't see you there. Oh, geez, I swear, food tastes totally the same afterwards; you don't have to worry about it at all. ...Well, let's be honest here, you probably didn't want that junk going down your gut, any - whoa! Watch the purse, lady. Hey, I practically did you a favor.
[Eventually, she'll slow down long enough to drift slightly closer to the ground and perform a dramatic 360 in mid-air.]
Wow. I am definitely not in Kansas anymore. ...Not that I've ever been to Kansas in the first place although I think that's where Superboy comes from, but this totally isn't Kansas, either. ...Not enough farms.
[video, public]
[The feed flickers on to reveal a girl in a strange costume with an expression of resignation.]
Alright, ahem, listen up, fair citizens of... Prehistoria! Here's the deal. My name is Phantom Girl, I'm from the 31st century - yes, that's three-one - and I don't really have time to wander around some retro Asian city. ....Wait, this is 'Asia', right? I've only ever seen a place like this in a history book. It is kind of cool to be back in prehistoric times again, but that's what the Time Bubble is for, and we don't use it for vacations. And, no offense, but I wouldn't take a vacation here, anyway. It's kind of... cramped for me.
So I hear you've got some problems that need fixing. Spill the details, I'll take care of it, and then I'll be back to my time, if you all don't mind. I'm sure you're all very nice people, and I know whatever you're going through must be super hard, but... I've got like, whole planets I need to be looking out for here. Cities are great, but I'm pretty sure Takron-Galtos is having like, the 6th breakout in as many months, so... yeah.
OK, so! Problem number one, go.
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He shrugs.
"What's a Talokian?"
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Duh.
"...Anyway, thanks for the food. And the information. ...I'm Phantom Girl."
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He ponders then looks at her.
"I'm Rätsel... Rätsel Feinschmecker..."
If she speaks German, her "WORST FAKE NAME EVER" alarm may go off, but if not, no one bad EVER spoke German.
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"Nice to meet you, Ratsel. ...If you'll excuse me, I think it's time to go fly around the city awkwardly some more. I'll pay you back later."
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He nods and takes the dishes, starting to clean them.
"And its on the house, when you get some money feel free to order some more."
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Phantom Girl gives a slight shrug.
"I've never concerned myself with things being in the way. Part of the whole 'phantom' shtick, you know? Anyway, I'll make it up to you, anyway. It's totally part of the superhero creed or something."
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Around ten minutes later, if Ratsel is still paying attention and if he has very good hearing, he may hear a very, very distant thump and a scream.
"Ow!"
Looks like Phantom Girl found the barrier.