2nd Pokeball - A Completely Ridiculous Inquiry

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When the feed snaps on, it reveals Kotoha, sitting calmly in a chair. She fiddles with the bow at the back of her neck for a few seconds before launching into a spiel.

"Hi, my name's Kotoha, and I have a question."

There's slight hint of urgency in her voice, and her blue eyes are intense as she leans forward slightly to ask her question.

"Why is everyone so pretty?"

...wait what.

"Is it, like, a requirement? 'You must be this sexy to save the world'? I mean, I know I'm pretty, but I've met people here that rank right up there with Elesa, and she's a supermodel."

She leans back and drums her heels against the floor.

"It's not fair! How am I supposed to get anything done when I'm constantly distracted like this?!"

She bounces to her feet at that and starts pacing, letting out a little growl of frustration.

"Urrrrr! Stupid teenage hormones!"

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P-product? [What, like mousse or something?]

It's usually like this when I wake up, I guess.

[So, it's...bed head. Nice.]

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"Wow, I couldn't tell. It's a good look for you!"

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Thanks. I'm liking the Princess Leia look you have going there too.

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...huh?

"Who's that?"

ssssorry about that ;-;

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You know, uh...Princess Leia? She has the hair bun things going on? Luke's....sister.

[Is that last part a spoiler even though it's been out for like a billion years at this point? He's not quite sure...]

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"What country is she a princess of?"

She's...serious.

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[...O....kay, he can answer this. Although it's not really a country, per se.]

Um, Alderaan...?

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"Don't think I've ever heard of it. Is it in Europe somewhere?"

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Well, it's a...planet.

[Nice long pause.]

And fictional.

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Hm.

"Oh, well that explains it."

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Aha, sorry, she's kind of a popular character, so I thought you were joking around at first.

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"Ah, it's cool! What's she from?"