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2nd Pokeball - A Completely Ridiculous Inquiry
When the feed snaps on, it reveals Kotoha, sitting calmly in a chair. She fiddles with the bow at the back of her neck for a few seconds before launching into a spiel.
"Hi, my name's Kotoha, and I have a question."
There's slight hint of urgency in her voice, and her blue eyes are intense as she leans forward slightly to ask her question.
"Why is everyone so pretty?"
...wait what.
"Is it, like, a requirement? 'You must be this sexy to save the world'? I mean, I know I'm pretty, but I've met people here that rank right up there with Elesa, and she's a supermodel."
She leans back and drums her heels against the floor.
"It's not fair! How am I supposed to get anything done when I'm constantly distracted like this?!"
She bounces to her feet at that and starts pacing, letting out a little growl of frustration.
"Urrrrr! Stupid teenage hormones!"
"Hi, my name's Kotoha, and I have a question."
There's slight hint of urgency in her voice, and her blue eyes are intense as she leans forward slightly to ask her question.
"Why is everyone so pretty?"
...wait what.
"Is it, like, a requirement? 'You must be this sexy to save the world'? I mean, I know I'm pretty, but I've met people here that rank right up there with Elesa, and she's a supermodel."
She leans back and drums her heels against the floor.
"It's not fair! How am I supposed to get anything done when I'm constantly distracted like this?!"
She bounces to her feet at that and starts pacing, letting out a little growl of frustration.
"Urrrrr! Stupid teenage hormones!"
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Kotoha fiddles with her visor as she says this.
"It's just...ever since I put this thing up, it has been a non-stop flood of beautiful people responding, and I've gotten worn out, you know? I-I'm starting to feel numb to beauty."
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[EVEN ROODER! SHEESH GIRLIE!]
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Kotoha takes a deep breath and addresses you more normally.
"Although if you want me to flirt with you I could certainly give you a raincheck, Miss...?"
She trails off with a grin, fishing for your name.
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[In her mind...actually, she's not fucking sure. Her boyfriend left but they didn't break up so where did that put her?]
I'm not into that!
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"You're cute. It would have been fun to flirt with you at some point."
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HANGING UP COMP RIGHT NOW.]