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compnetwork2013-05-29 10:43 pm
unbroken_chain) wrote in compnetwork2013-05-29 10:43 pm
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2nd Pokeball - A Completely Ridiculous Inquiry
When the feed snaps on, it reveals Kotoha, sitting calmly in a chair. She fiddles with the bow at the back of her neck for a few seconds before launching into a spiel.
"Hi, my name's Kotoha, and I have a question."
There's slight hint of urgency in her voice, and her blue eyes are intense as she leans forward slightly to ask her question.
"Why is everyone so pretty?"
...wait what.
"Is it, like, a requirement? 'You must be this sexy to save the world'? I mean, I know I'm pretty, but I've met people here that rank right up there with Elesa, and she's a supermodel."
She leans back and drums her heels against the floor.
"It's not fair! How am I supposed to get anything done when I'm constantly distracted like this?!"
She bounces to her feet at that and starts pacing, letting out a little growl of frustration.
"Urrrrr! Stupid teenage hormones!"
"Hi, my name's Kotoha, and I have a question."
There's slight hint of urgency in her voice, and her blue eyes are intense as she leans forward slightly to ask her question.
"Why is everyone so pretty?"
...wait what.
"Is it, like, a requirement? 'You must be this sexy to save the world'? I mean, I know I'm pretty, but I've met people here that rank right up there with Elesa, and she's a supermodel."
She leans back and drums her heels against the floor.
"It's not fair! How am I supposed to get anything done when I'm constantly distracted like this?!"
She bounces to her feet at that and starts pacing, letting out a little growl of frustration.
"Urrrrr! Stupid teenage hormones!"
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Please hold, rebooting in process.
"...the only way that could possibly make sense is if you were secretly a Pokemon. Did you hatch from an egg?"
Kotoha is grasping at straws now.
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"I only remember being churned out of the Sea of Milk and leaving the Karma Temple."
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"...you're...made out of...milk."
KOTOHA: OFFICIALLY GIVES UP
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"Perhaps it is a metaphor?"
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