2nd Pokeball - A Completely Ridiculous Inquiry

[unbroken_chain]

When the feed snaps on, it reveals Kotoha, sitting calmly in a chair. She fiddles with the bow at the back of her neck for a few seconds before launching into a spiel.

"Hi, my name's Kotoha, and I have a question."

There's slight hint of urgency in her voice, and her blue eyes are intense as she leans forward slightly to ask her question.

"Why is everyone so pretty?"

...wait what.

"Is it, like, a requirement? 'You must be this sexy to save the world'? I mean, I know I'm pretty, but I've met people here that rank right up there with Elesa, and she's a supermodel."

She leans back and drums her heels against the floor.

"It's not fair! How am I supposed to get anything done when I'm constantly distracted like this?!"

She bounces to her feet at that and starts pacing, letting out a little growl of frustration.

"Urrrrr! Stupid teenage hormones!"

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[square_cubelaw]

"How to use a gun? Well, if you ever need supervison, since it's sort of my fault, you can call me up any time."

Because if she's going start wanting to shoot, better she learns around someone who isn't afraid of bullets.

"I still remember how to do ballet and pokemon battle tactics."

The latter is actually more useful here than he realizes.

[unbroken_chain]

Kotoha pauses for a second and starts laughing.

"Oh man, I just pictured you doing a pas de deux with my old ballet teacher."

You probably remember the one - the middle aged Pokefan with the Sewaddle and Purrloin.

[square_cubelaw]

"I am trying hard to keep inserting you into those memories when I can.

Though keep laughing. I am still trying to calculate how hard a surface has to be to survive me doing a grand jeté."

At least he has a good sense of humor about it.

[unbroken_chain]

"Yeah, they probably don't have the kind of reinforced floors here that they do back home, huh?"

All you need is one Boldore falling through a floor before you realize that you can't really skimp on building materials in Unova.

[square_cubelaw]

Not like your home, no. I used to have labs with floors that coupld probably do the trick but I don't think the pavement can hold up to it.

[unbroken_chain]

"Well, if you do find some place where it's feasible, tell me!"

Kotoha is obviously enjoying this.