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2nd Pokeball - A Completely Ridiculous Inquiry
When the feed snaps on, it reveals Kotoha, sitting calmly in a chair. She fiddles with the bow at the back of her neck for a few seconds before launching into a spiel.
"Hi, my name's Kotoha, and I have a question."
There's slight hint of urgency in her voice, and her blue eyes are intense as she leans forward slightly to ask her question.
"Why is everyone so pretty?"
...wait what.
"Is it, like, a requirement? 'You must be this sexy to save the world'? I mean, I know I'm pretty, but I've met people here that rank right up there with Elesa, and she's a supermodel."
She leans back and drums her heels against the floor.
"It's not fair! How am I supposed to get anything done when I'm constantly distracted like this?!"
She bounces to her feet at that and starts pacing, letting out a little growl of frustration.
"Urrrrr! Stupid teenage hormones!"
"Hi, my name's Kotoha, and I have a question."
There's slight hint of urgency in her voice, and her blue eyes are intense as she leans forward slightly to ask her question.
"Why is everyone so pretty?"
...wait what.
"Is it, like, a requirement? 'You must be this sexy to save the world'? I mean, I know I'm pretty, but I've met people here that rank right up there with Elesa, and she's a supermodel."
She leans back and drums her heels against the floor.
"It's not fair! How am I supposed to get anything done when I'm constantly distracted like this?!"
She bounces to her feet at that and starts pacing, letting out a little growl of frustration.
"Urrrrr! Stupid teenage hormones!"
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"Me? Really?"
Well Shura, maybe if you hadn't answered wearing panties and nothing else...
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"Well even I'd be distracted if a beautiful naked woman showed up out of nowhere!"
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"There, is it better?"
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"A little, yeah."
Slight pause.
"...just so you know, I'll never be able to talk to you without picturing you naked."
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Kotoha manages to keep a straight face for two entire seconds after saying that.
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Whoops, there go most of her markings. What a time for this to happen.
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...did your tattoos just change.
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"You're bold! I like that. Sadly I don't really have good advice for your problem..."
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"Well, I've got a date on Sunday, so who knows?"
Slight pause.
"Hey, what's your name, anyway?"
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"A date? You might have a solution beside your own hands after all!"
Grin.
"My name's Shura."
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"Wow, that's...kind of tacky, actually."
A melodramatic sigh.
"You've dashed all my hopes, you know! I was hoping you were the kind of elegant sybarite that lounges around on silk sheets making mysterious and dreamy statements! I could have gotten a job wearing a sheer dress and feeding you grapes. But alas! You're just a normal girl that doesn't wear pajamas."
She's grinning as she says this.
"You probably made the right choice crushing my dreams, frankly - I am lousy at hand-feeding people; you'd choke within a week."
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"What can I say? In the end I'm just a girl raised by demons at a key period of my life."
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"Meanwhile, I'm a girl who stumbled into acting in genre films at a key period of my life."
Grin and a shrug.
"Some of it sticks with you!"
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