Super-Awesome Adventure Friend! (
unbroken_chain) wrote in
compnetwork2013-05-14 04:13 pm
1st Pokeball - An Unwelcome Prank
The camera feed snaps on suddenly, revealing a creature somewhat like a fox staring directly into it before winking and placing a finger to its lips. It snaps to attention as a young-sounding voice calls out from behind it.
"Okay, Zoroark, time for rehearsal! Today it's Brycen-Man, okay?"
The outline of the fox-like creature - Zoroark? - shimmers and distorts, resolving into a strangely-dressed man. It walks away from the camera and takes up a stance across from a young girl in an equally outlandish outfit, who clears her throat before drawing herself up and pointing directly at the masked man the fox turned into.
"Hold it! The Messenger of Truth and Ideals, Riolu Girl, is here! Stop right there, Brycen-Man! I cannot allow your mischief!"
The masked man laughs at this. He snickers so hard, in fact, that the illusion drops, leaving Riolu Girl staring at him, completely unsure of what's so funny. Still snickering, the fox points at the video feed with one finger, the masked girl looking in that direction. Her eyes wide behind her mask, she scrambles for the table the COMP is resting on.
"AAAA! That's not funny, Zoroark!"
Staring directly into the video feed, she starts babbling frantically.
"You didn't see that! NOBODY SAW THAT. THERE WAS NOTHING TO SEE."
"Okay, Zoroark, time for rehearsal! Today it's Brycen-Man, okay?"
The outline of the fox-like creature - Zoroark? - shimmers and distorts, resolving into a strangely-dressed man. It walks away from the camera and takes up a stance across from a young girl in an equally outlandish outfit, who clears her throat before drawing herself up and pointing directly at the masked man the fox turned into.
"Hold it! The Messenger of Truth and Ideals, Riolu Girl, is here! Stop right there, Brycen-Man! I cannot allow your mischief!"
The masked man laughs at this. He snickers so hard, in fact, that the illusion drops, leaving Riolu Girl staring at him, completely unsure of what's so funny. Still snickering, the fox points at the video feed with one finger, the masked girl looking in that direction. Her eyes wide behind her mask, she scrambles for the table the COMP is resting on.
"AAAA! That's not funny, Zoroark!"
Staring directly into the video feed, she starts babbling frantically.
"You didn't see that! NOBODY SAW THAT. THERE WAS NOTHING TO SEE."

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"I'm sure."
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"Ah well, I guess my royal court will have to be empty for a while, then."
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"You'll live."
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She flashes a sly grin before placing the back of one hand on her forehead and swooning in an exaggerated fashion.
"Oh alas and alack, what will become of me? How will I ever drown this empty feeling?"
As she straightens up, an overdone look of realization flashes over her face as she smacks her fist into the palm of her hand.
"I'll just have to drown my sorrows in ice cream!"
With that, she drops the ham acting to address Mercer directly.
"Wanna join me? I've got an entire quart of Fudge Ripple, and Zoroark has forfeited ice cream rights for tonight!"
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Thinking of Nana has her mood going sour, unfortunately, and she only barely suppresses a growl.
"I think I'll pass."
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"Alright, suit yourself. If you change your mind, I'm in Pisces 10-1!"
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She doesn't know what else to say to that, so she decides to end the call there.