[Text] She never really thinks about what she's saying.

[tyrantball]

Warning: Suggestive language

Hello! Desco here! Desco got injured during the big thing - there was a weird guy who went crazy and assaulted people, so Desco ended up gulping down lots of his hot thick stuff and now there are burns all down her throat! It really hurts, but Desco has had worse.

Also, Desco's tongue feels all gross because the weird guy tasted nasty.

Anyway, because of her injuries, Desco is weak and helpless and being shamelessly taken advantage of by Uncle Otoha, who has her pinned to her bed! Desco doesn't really mind, since Uncle Johnny is also here, but Desco is super bored, which is why she wants to talk to people.

Also, Desco hasn't seen the Lord of Terror or the boy with soft hands in a while, so if you've seen them be sure to tell Desco!

After this, there's a brief flash of video as Desco accidentally pushes the wrong button. She's currently lying in bed between her two uncles, her tentacled bulk mostly absorbed - her back is split open to allow her two primary tentacles free, one each draped over her adopted family while a large gold eye peers out of the void towards the ceiling.

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[tyrantball]

Desco only had problems because she wasn't trying to kill him! He was just one of those small time Overlords that think they're tougher than they really are.

[bakegarasu]

[... Okay whatever. He closes his eyes and leans into Desco.]

It's not like it hurts or anything...

[aurathread]

Sort of, but you have to keep in mind the things people say to avoid talking about sex directly.

[tyrantball]

Oh, like 'Desco is listening, we should leave the room.' or 'Fenfen totally bottoms for Valzy!'?

...although only Big Sis says that second one. Desco is pretty sure Big Sis had forgotten that Desco was right there, though.

[tyrantball]

Desco blows a raspberry with the tentacle draped over you.

She obviously doesn't think much of that.

[bakegarasu]

Well, it doesn't. It can't.

[He bumps his head against her tentacle.]

[aurathread]

[Um. Well.]

Yeah, I think so.

[tyrantball]

So Desco didn't type anything like that, so she doesn't see the problem!

Maybe you could tell Desco what words she shouldn't have used?

[tyrantball]

Desco rolls her eyes at this bit of macho nonsense and settles down a little more firmly against her makeshift pillow.

It's almost enough to make her wish her chin was a little more pointed just so she could dig into your arm a bit harder. For now, she'll just have to be content with her adorably round baby face.

[primordial]

...Ah. And they'll just allow her to collect an army without any problem?

Yes, well, that is the case, actually. People get hurt all the time, and although the medicine is better, people don't always make it. [A sudden pause, before he says, suddenly:] They aren't perfect...

[tyrantball]

Well, all you need for an army is enough mana to buy the demons, after all. And if you're strong enough to get the mana, then there's no problem!

Desco really does prefer demon hospitals. All you have to do is drag their corpse back from the battlefield and pay the fee and they're up and running again. Desco bets that human hospitals take even longer to revive the dead than they do to heal the wounded!

[aurathread]

Hot thick stuff is... it sounds like you were drinking his semen.

[HE IS TOO YOUNG FOR THIS but he's been on the internet he's seen things.]

And being pinned to your bed makes it sound like someone's trying to take advantage of you sexually.

[tyrantball]

...oh.

Desco was actually drinking his blood, though. Not because she's a vampire, there was just a lot of blood when Desco bit him. And then when he teleported away, Desco ended up with a chunk of his shoulder in her mouth, so she whipped it at his head!

Desco could have killed him pretty easily, but killing is for losers. Winners horribly maim their enemies and leave them to live in constant agony!

[bakegarasu]

... I don't feel pain. You realize that, right?

[Stop being cute dammit. :( ]

[aurathread]

... Oh. Yeah, it wasn't clear from what you said.

[tyrantball]

Desco flicks the tip of one pointed ear in annoyance.

You are a pillow, and pillows don't talk. Especially when the Final Boss herself can't talk.

[primordial]

I...see.

[Boy, her world is weird. And he shakes his head at the second part.]

Um. Desco? Hospitals don't revive the dead at all. The dead stay dead.

I mean, we bury them and all, there is no way they come back from the dead.

[tyrantball]

...

huh?

[primordial]

[He lets out a sigh, because as much as he would like it to be not true, it is.]

Nobody on my world has the power to raise the dead. Once you die, you'll never come back to life ever again.

[tyrantball]

but that doesnt make any sense! desco was dead, and she came back to life just fine! big sis was killed too, but she says she's alive! big sis never lies, so she has to be alive!

[primordial]

Well, if she says so, she's alive. I don't know. But I know what I know. Dead will be dead.

[bakegarasu]

Mrph.

[He just clings to her a bit. His burns don't hurt, but he can feel his skin pull every time he tries to move.]

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[trollsdragons]

[Well, that's not quite the answer he was expecting. Ah well.]

I see. Thank you for your timely answer.

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[tyrantball]

You're welcome! Desco's main regret is that it wasn't a fair trade-off - she got a lot of burns from his stupid boiling blood, but she couldn't even finish chewing his arm off.